" humbug "

 [ "humbug" ]

1: An expression of annoying disappointment. Popularized by the use of the character Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.

  * e.g.,  ... Man visits hooker. Taking off her panties, she reveals an enormous cock. 

 [ "humbug" ]

1: 1) Opportunity derived from circumstance or a random situation.

  * e.g.,  ... ...Spent the last 6 months trying to hit a lick and finally came up on/from a humbug. 

 [ "humbug" ]

2: 2) Derived fortune initiated with no conscience effort or conspiracy

  * e.g.,  ... (Applies to previous example context, though definition is incorrect in its specificity) 

 [ "humbug" ]

3: 3) Small endeavor that yields significantly greater than expect benefits.

 [ "humbug" ]

1: A humbug is a very rare insect that crawls up your butt when you sleep, and starts humming songs

  * e.g.,  ... Jake: you hear that noise? 

 [ "humbug" ]

1: an annoying person who loves to lick his toes

  * e.g.,  ... Man Charles sure is a humbug! 

 [ "humbug" ]

1: A word which is used by Mr. Justin where he will allow people to go to his house. Especially Jaye because he is very handsome.

  * e.g.,  ... Gabby : So Justin can I go to your house? 

 [ "humbug" ]

1: A waste of time. The wrong choice for a night out

  * e.g.,  ... "You went out thinking you were going to have alot of fun and it turned out to be a humbug." 

 [ "humbug" ]

1: when someone gives an anonymous tip either to the police or somebody.

  * e.g.,  ... i got caught off in some bullshit on some humbug type shit. 

 [ "humbug" ]

1: the tortoise icon on msn.

  * e.g.,  ... amelia is wrong, the tortoise IS called humbug. 

 [ "humbug" ]

1: when you meet a girl and have sex with her the same night.

  * e.g.,  ... Man i fucked that bitch off da humbug 

 [ "a humbug" ]

1: A cheat; a fraud; a quack; a scammer

  * e.g.,  ... I wouldn't buy a used car from that dealership. He has a reputation for being a humbug! BBB gives him a VERY low rating.