" twaddle "

 [ "twaddle" ]

1: A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.

  * e.g.,  ... Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN! 

 [ "twaddle" ]

1: Another word for poppycock or nonsense.

  * e.g.,  ... My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks! 

 [ "twaddle" ]

1:  To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

  * e.g.,  ...  She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work. 

 [ "twaddle" ]

2:  To diddle one's twat.

  * e.g.,  ...  She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling. 

 [ "twaddle" ]

1: The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.

  * e.g.,  ... I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction. 

 [ "twaddle" ]

1: Posting narcissistic pointless forum topics aimed at getting attention and pointless responses to garner reaction by announcing unexpected and blasphemous acts.

  * e.g.,  ... Deej twaddled on the forums that he was going to drop his homies. 

 [ "Twaddle" ]

1: The greatest last name of all time.

  * e.g.,  ... My last name is Twaddle, Bitch! 

 [ "Twaddle" ]

1: a) Nonsensical gibberish.

  * e.g.,  ... "Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard." 

 [ "Twaddle" ]

2: b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

  * e.g.,  ... "I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!" 

 [ "Twaddle" ]

1: To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box

  * e.g.,  ... last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it. 

 [ "Twaddled" ]

1: To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.

  * e.g.,  ... That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled. 

 [ "Twaddle" ]

1: Verb.

  * e.g.,  ... There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee. 

 [ "Twaddle" ]

2: To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.

 [ "Twaddle" ]

3: Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class