" guff "

 [ "guff" ]

1: When something is a load of rubbish !

  * e.g.,  ... dont give us yer guff : dont tok shite/rubbish 

 [ "guff" ]

2: talking non-sense

 [ "guff" ]

1: A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

  * e.g.,  ... Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display 

 [ "guff" ]

1: giving someone problems

  * e.g.,  ... Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight 

 [ "guff" ]

2: aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

 [ "guff" ]

1: "general unspecified free food" This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House. Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, are these cookies guff? Yeah, I made them for everyone last night. 

 [ "guff" ]

1: Idle talk or excuses.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't give me any of your guff. 

 [ "guff" ]

1: we used to say it in school. a really stinky fart

  * e.g.,  ... "i ate so many beans i guffed myself unconscious" 

 [ "guff" ]

1: to fart, to let one go

  * e.g.,  ... oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff? 

 [ "guff" ]

1: A North-Eastern Scottish term for English.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear the Guffs lost to Portugal again? 

 [ "guff" ]

1: crap, something of little use or value, junk.

  * e.g.,  ... Bri, your laptop is a load of guff mate! 

 [ "guff" ]

1: talking crap

  * e.g.,  ... hey why you talking guff