" applesauce "

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1: a 1920's slang word meaning nonsense

  * e.g.,  ... Stop talking that applesauce! 

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1: the feeling of being an apple that was left on the tree when all the rest were harvested and then picked only to be put in a jar as applesauce.

  * e.g.,  ... He makes me feel like applesauce Today i feel really applesauce 

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1: When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there. 

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1: when you take a large shit out of your tight asshole and you forgot you have a little shit left inside hours later

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, man I got so much applesauce inside my ass, i should have wiped better! 

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1: A 'code' word used to describe a sexy female to your buddy when other words such as "sexy bitch" or "fine ass" aren't appropriate at the moment due to other people, environment or the female you're talking about is within listening distance.

  * e.g.,  ... Standing in an ER when a fine ass nurse walks up to look at a chart- 1) make eye movement towards female 

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1: derived from three white/azn/romanian girls from the BDOT.. means, something is wack, or da shizz, or the womps, or off the hizz-ouse..like, man theypimped my ride, thats so applesauce::::translation: my brother, you have prepared my automobile, or long distance transportation device, with great precision and extragance, i am overcome with joy and gratitude..

  * e.g.,  ... "man, yo 13 inch rims r the applesauce, fo shizzle." 

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1: THE BEST FUCKING SAUCE TO EXIST

  * e.g.,  ... if you don’t like applesauce then we can’t be friends 

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1: the sweat from an apple bottom

  * e.g.,  ... dude, she's been running around all day; I bet she's got mad applesauce 

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1: Amazing Oral Sex that resembles the sound of applesauce. Not that weak dry mouth stuff, but the full fledged service job. As wet as a jar off applesauce. The key to a mans happiness. One of the most amazing things on earth. Yes, that is considered applesauce, my friend

  * e.g.,  ... Man... she had the sloppiest applesauce i've ever seen. 

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1: n. during anal when a girl cums out her apple bottom

  * e.g.,  ... I fucked her ass so hard, bitch applesauced! 

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2: v. applesauced