" codswallop "

 [ "codswallop" ]

1: Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...

  * e.g.,  ... That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!? 

 [ "codswallop" ]

1: Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.

  * e.g.,  ... Person "War is a necessary evil." 

 [ "codswallop" ]

2: Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.

  * e.g.,  ... Person "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?" 

 [ "Codswallop" ]

1: Bullshit

  * e.g.,  ... Guy : Hey, I'm pregnant 

 [ "Codswallop" ]

1: Often said by Hagrid in Harry Potter movies and book. The actual definition is believed to be a sack tap done by a pissed off fish after it is caught.

  * e.g.,  ... John: I love watching America's Funniest Home Videos, especially when someone gets Codswalloped by the pissed off fish they caught 

 [ "Codswallop Slop" ]

1: A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, where did you get that tattoo? 

 [ "Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers" ]

1: What British people call potato chips.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?! Person 2: Really? No way!