" tosh "

 [ "tosh" ]

1: A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.

  * e.g.,  ... Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky. 

 [ "tosh" ]

1: the underside of someones nutsack

  * e.g.,  ... yo my tosh itches mad crazy right now 

 [ "tosh" ]

1: a smelly short man that is not particularily articulate, with a chinese school girl style haircut.

  * e.g.,  ... stop being a tosh, you silly goose! 

 [ "tosh" ]

1:  the opposite of a tish

  * e.g.,  ... Evan is soooo lame, like a tosh. 

 [ "tosh" ]

2:  also can be used as an expletive

  * e.g.,  ... Tosh off! 

 [ "toshing" ]

1: Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

  * e.g.,  ... I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday. 

 [ "toshing" ]

1: the act of giving a rimjob while watching tosh.0

  * e.g.,  ... During tosh.0, Sharon began toshing her boyfriend 

 [ "Tosh" ]

1: A derisory term used in the same way as rubbish or crap or bollocks

  * e.g.,  ... This coat of paint is utter tosh 

 [ "Tosh" ]

1: Something that’s a load of shite

  * e.g.,  ... The Whitehaven academy is a load of tosh. 

 [ "Toshed" ]

1: Being in the state of mind where you can't stop laughing at the words Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O finds in the urban dictionary.

  * e.g.,  ... I got hella toshed the other night when I watched Tosh.O 

 [ "Tosh" ]

1: Jesus

  * e.g.,  ... ”You ever seen that show Tosh.0?“