" hogwash "

 [ "hogwash" ]

1: If not mentioned by a british person, a clean and polite way to say, "BULLSHIT!"

  * e.g.,  ... I got a F on my test? Thats total HOGWASH! 

 [ "hogwash" ]

1: A detergent, used to wash hogs.

  * e.g.,  ... "Honey, run down to the feed store and get some hogwash" 

 [ "hogwash" ]

1: when one refers to their penis as a "hog" and have to give it a cleaning.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow its been hot as hell outside and i've been getting really sweaty. i think its time for a good ol' hogwash. 

 [ "hogwash" ]

1: A hogwash is a trip to the restroom lasting for upwards of four to six hours. Usually larger people experience hogwash more often than smaller folk.

  * e.g.,  ... Our woodshop teacher has been out for a whole week and we have that really old really dumb substitute. Man, that was one long hogwash! 

 [ "Hogwash" ]

1: A load of BULLSHIT!!!

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, what a bunch of hogwash! 

 [ "Hogwash" ]

1: Something someone is talking about that the other person does not believe or thinks is stupid

  * e.g.,  ... "Stop talking hogwash." 

 [ "Hogwash" ]

1: Facebook

  * e.g.,  ... Facebook seems to be nothing but hogwash lately! 

 [ "Hogwash" ]

1: The bi-product of washing hogs in a large, generally 100L beaker. The hogs are washed in a mixture of water and small amounts of soap by the hogwasher, who uses a hogwashing mop to wash the hog. The hogwash is then dispensed through the hogwash dispenser attached to the beaker, and is then distributed. Hogwash is a well known, natural cure for many rashes, and sickness's, often recomended by chinese herbalists. Hogwashing kits may be picked up from your local herbalist.

  * e.g.,  ... Sick man: "I've got this horrible rash all over my crotch doc!" 

 [ "Hogwash" ]

1: The act of taking one's penis and rubbing it in dirt or mud, and have anal sex while it is still dirty.

  * e.g.,  ... John and his wife, Shelly, enjoyed an intense hogwash after John got home from his trip. 

 [ "happy hogwash" ]

1: Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.

  * e.g.,  ... what the hell what kind of happy hogwash is that