" fiddle-faddle "

 [ "fiddle-faddle" ]

1:  nonsense

  * e.g.,  ...  I don't have time for all this fiddle-faddle. 

 [ "fiddle-faddle" ]

2:  to squander one's time

  * e.g.,  ...  I don't have time to fiddle-faddle with all these meaningless arguments. 

 [ "fiddle-faddle" ]

3:  a brand of candy coated popcorn

 [ "fiddle faddle" ]

1: What the Ha! Ha! Guy deepfucked your sister for in exchange for a handful.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, you got any fiddle faddle?" 

 [ "Fiddle Faddle" ]

1: A group, consisting of at least 3 little people, also known as midgets. A fiddle faddle is a very rare occurrence in the modern world, thus viewing such a group should be celebrated and documented. Be careful...a fiddle faddle is nothing to mess with. Be sure to wear approrpate shin and foot protection when encountering such a group, as they are most commonly known to be aggressive. Spotters most frequently report injuries sustained from the elusive fiddle faddle including bitten and bruised shins, as well and mangled toes, and sometimes even a head-butted groin. If you can capture a picture of a fiddle faddle in the wild, you must report it to national geographic and post it on as many social networking sites as possible, to share your find with the rest of the world. (you might get some good money for it, ooooo!) Good places to spot a fiddle faddle of midgets include: in and around circuses, las vegas, hollywood, the great plains of Africa, and in choice locations around europe and alaska. (eskimo fiddle faddles are an endangered species).

  * e.g.,  ... On a safari: Ryan: "Hey, did you see that herd of elephants?" 

 [ "Fiddle Faddle" ]

1: It's a carmel popcorn and peanut treat. Kind of like cracker-jacks or poppycock.

  * e.g.,  ... That's good faddle. 

 [ "fiddle faddle that" ]

1: fuck that

  * e.g.,  ... Wanna get some food? 

 [ "Fiddle Faddle" ]

1: A blow jobtechnique where a girl does random movements with her tongue on the head of the penis.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I heard Cindy gave you a blowjob man!" 

 [ "Fiddle Faddle" ]

1: An old game that little kids played instead of the incest

 [ "fiddle faddle" ]

1: A problem that turns into a big mess

  * e.g.,  ... Transferring army units from one state to the other is a big fiddle faddle. 

 [ "Fiddle Faddle" ]

1: An object used for whacking off.

  * e.g.,  ... So I cant use any fiddle faddles? 

 [ "Fiddle Faddle" ]

1: tickling with one crooked finger

  * e.g.,  ... "stop that fiddle faddle between my breasts, andrew"