" gammon "

 [ "gammon" ]

1: somethings wrong with u

  * e.g.,  ... oi mate ur a gammon 

 [ "gammon" ]

1: plural of gam (gay asian male)

  * e.g.,  ... Why is it that every time I come to this club, it's full of nannas and gammon? 

 [ "gammon" ]

1: To have ones penis sucked....well.

  * e.g.,  ... "Go on, giz us a gammon,I've never ad one before" 

 [ "gammon" ]

1: A woman with a big vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... I wouldnt take her home man she's gammon. 

 [ "gammon" ]

1: Getting stuck doing something really lame with a friend who is usually lame. It inevitably causes you to miss out on something fun. Term comes from the game backgammon.

  * e.g.,  ...  G: Yo Fridge, why didn't you roll up to the courts last night? We was ballin! Fridge: Damn G, the fool up the way rolled up and I got gammoned! Hey G, make sure you text me if you really going to this movie, I don't want the goob to gammon me into watchin some bullshit. 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: British slang, stereotype of a right-wing person who is seemingly always sunburned. The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages

  * e.g.,  ... A: Did you see that guy over there? 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: An old conservative Englishman who bickers on about minorities instead of helping solve the country's issues.

  * e.g.,  ... 1 : Dad keeps complaining about the Syrian couple across the road 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: Predominantly directly towards white males but, can be directed to most caucasians. This is because when white people are being flustered/angry, they become pink in hue on their face, similar to a gammon.

  * e.g.,  ... Barry you are a fuckin’ Gammon. 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)

  * e.g.,  ...  "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

2: Popular among the aboriginal people and other people who have lived in the NT (especially alice springs) for a few years. Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair.

  * e.g.,  ...  "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

3:  Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

4:  Saying used to express that you are joking or deceiving, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang, lang. Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"

  * e.g.,  ...  "You're always being so gammon" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

1: Pronounced "Gair - (rhymes with yeah) minn/munn (rhymes with chin/done)" Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)

  * e.g.,  ...  "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

2: Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair

  * e.g.,  ...  "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

3: Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking

  * e.g.,  ...  "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!" 

 [ "Gammon" ]

4: Saying Used to express that you are joking, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang, Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"

  * e.g.,  ...  "You're always being so gammon"