" flogs "

 [ "Flog" ]

1: Someone who is disliked by a person or the public because they lack any credibility or/and tries to be remain relevant within certain circles but comes across as a moron.

  * e.g.,  ... That four eyed purple headed warrior of a journalist is the biggest flog associated with the AFL. 

 [ "Flog" ]

1: An Australian variation of 'wanker'. Like a wanker, a flog is someone who is full of themselves and makes a point of letting everyone know. However, where a wanker's braggadocio may have some small basis in fact (eg. they say the are the best singer in town and they can actually sing pretty well), a flog's self-image is divorced from reality to a farcical degree (eg. they say the are the best singer in town and they sing completely off-key). A try-hard. Note: Flog and wank are also synonyms in their more literal usage, as both words mean 'to masterbate'.

  * e.g.,  ... Boofa's a total flog - was doin' doughies out front of the cop shop like he was a real tough cunt and then BANG, blew both his rears. 

 [ "flog" ]

1: A brilliant multi-purpose word:

  * e.g.,  ...  I flogged my piece of shit car to some uni student. 

 [ "flog" ]

2:  (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.

  * e.g.,  ...  We got flogged by 15 goals today. 

 [ "flog" ]

3:  (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin

  * e.g.,  ...  I caught my little brother having a flog today. 

 [ "flog" ]

4:  (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".

  * e.g.,  ...  Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies! 

 [ "flog" ]

5:  (verb) to steal something

  * e.g.,  ...  I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging. 

 [ "flog" ]

6:  (verb) to assault somebody

  * e.g.,  ...  Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog. 

 [ "flog" ]

7:  (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).

 [ "flogging" ]

1: Mainly S&M terminology, flogging is to use a whip for sexual enjoyment.

  * e.g.,  ... He stood spread eagle against the wall, waiting with anticipation as the Dominatrix held her whip ready for flogging. 

 [ "flogging" ]

2: A 'flogger' shall remain for the moment 'any flexible many-tailed striking tool where the tails are simple strips of leather or similar substances, designed for use on the human body'.

 [ "flog" ]

1: Punishment by caning, or by whipping with the cat o' nine tails. Commonly used by pirates.

  * e.g.,  ... Avast! Handsomely now, hand over th' swag, lest ye yearn for a flogging. 

 [ "Flogged" ]

1: An ancient word in which one is beaten or torchered by the jail man. Usually by a whip, while being tied with a rope on there feet and hands so they can't prevent this from happening.

  * e.g.,  ... He was taken to jail for a murder and they flogged him then left him to die. 

 [ "Flogged" ]

1: A term derived from an ancient torture method "Flogging" in which the torturee is whipped. When an item is "Flogged" it is Sold quickly or Pawned off ; If you "flogged" a dvd you sold it to a friend or relative cheaply and quickly, the dvd was "flogged"

  * e.g.,  ... I flogged that DVD Player I jacked to my bitch for 20 squid. 

 [ "Flogging On" ]

1: Surfing the internet for some left-handed websites.

 [ "Flogged" ]

1: Synonym for fucked

  * e.g.,  ... Mate you are flogged 

 [ "Flog" ]

1: Flogs as people whom don't respect others opinions, plain nasty and rude whom are careless, selfless, unpleasant to be around basically just an inconsiderate human being

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1; Harry is such a flog he spilt my apple juice all over my expensive new glass table and floor and didn't even acknowledge his mistake, apologise or offer to replace what belongings he ruined Person 2; What a flog