" clump "

 [ "clump" ]

1: The act of hitting a person (usually across the face) with your penis.

  * e.g.,  ... First person to pass out tonight recieves a 'clumping'. 

 [ "clump" ]

2: The name comes from the sound it makes on impact.

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1: (n) clump - someone who is being lame; a loser.

  * e.g.,  ...  Why are you being such a clump? Snap out of it! Origin: The classic definition of clump is a small lump of something, and is generally used when describing something nasty. Hence the connection with someone whose behavior is reminiscent of an unappealing little lump of something gross. 

 [ "clump" ]

1: the act of hitting someone in the arm in an a.d.d. fashion. often saying "thats it, your getting clumped"

  * e.g.,  ... -dude he fucked my girlfriend 

 [ "clump" ]

1: The clump (on a fat person) is the roll of fat that starts just above the genitalia and ends under the belly-button.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that fat persons clump. 

 [ "clump" ]

1: the sound a turd makes when hitting the water in a toilet bowl.

  * e.g.,  ...  the poop went clump 

 [ "clump" ]

1: The act of clinging and humping at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... When I see Maxi, I'm going to clump him 

 [ "clump" ]

1: To fill cover or fill with jizz.

  * e.g.,  ... i got crazy after that porno and clumped my car. i totally clumped her face both ways. she got clumped from the neck down. i cant believe i clumped the entire fish tank 

 [ "clump" ]

1: a group of round lesbians

  * e.g.,  ... That clump in the corner is really loud. 

 [ "clumping" ]

1: to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude did you have sex with my sister?" 

 [ "Clumped" ]

1: When Bill Clinton and Donald Trump engage in a devil's threesome

  * e.g.,  ... Don and Bill totally clumped Hillary last night