" waltz "

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1:  The act of urinating on someone else's, or your own, personal belongings without giving a fuck.

  * e.g.,  ...  Jack: Dude we got so trashed last night, I don't even remember coming back home. 

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2:  An inconsiderate, unlikeable person who irrates and pisses off anyone they come in contact with.

  * e.g.,  ...  Roger: Yeah I know man, I must have been real drunk because I waltzed all over my bed and chair. 

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3:  An individual who prefers to keep their hygiene products in a freezer, i.e. toothpaste, body wash, shampoo.. etc.

  * e.g.,  ...  Jim: Who the fuck is that new kid that thinks he can say and do whatever the fuck he wants? 

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1: the Waltz - noun

  * e.g.,  ...  It's a dance. No examples here.... The following songs are 20th Century Waltzes: 

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2: to Waltz - verb A dance. A type of ballroom dance, performed in closed position.

  * e.g.,  ... - Friends and Lovers (Both to Each Other) 

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3: Is usually a slow dance, though some types can be performed to faster paced music.

  * e.g.,  ... - At This Moment 

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4: Characterized by gliding movements.

  * e.g.,  ... - Three Times a Lady - Take It to the Limit 

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5: This dance is very old and pre-dates the 1600's If you perform the Waltz with your partner (or friend) then one of the following is likely to be the case:

  * e.g.,  ... - Time in a Bottle 

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6: - You are of high class

  * e.g.,  ... Look em up  

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7: - You are extremely rich

  * e.g.,  ... A: Look at that fucking cunt Waltzing around like he owns the place! 

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8: - You and your partner are very much in love

  * e.g.,  ... B: What a twat, sucks even more how he does actually own this place! A&B continue to be pissed off for hours on end. 

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9: - You and your friend are making other people jealous

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10: - If you are a woman; You are dancing with a gentleman

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11: - If you are a man; You are dancing with a lady A form of music In alternate verb form, to walk around the place as if you own it (bonus points if you do actually own it).

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12: People will think you are a prick if you do this, which is all the more reason to do it.

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1: To walk and/or act in an openly casual and self-confident (or self-IMPORTANT!) manner, causing irritation and/or resentment in others from your pert attitude; especially when: (A) your arrival was unannounced/unexpected, and so those present were not prepared to conveniently receive or assist you, or (B) you lack or did not bestir yourself to obtain the usually-expected experience, paperwork, preparations, credential-references, etc. for your requests to be reasonably fulfilled. or (C) you have behaved/performed poorly in the past regarding matters similar to what you presently have in mind, and so your would-be providers are none too confident or eager to fulfill your requests.

  * e.g.,  ... Bank loan officer (crossly), "You know, you've got SOME NERVE waltzing in here asking for a loan --- three years ago we loaned you a million dollars to look for oil, and you didn't find a drop!" 

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1: V. Having physically inflicted heavy damage upon. Physically destroyed, clobbered, or assaulted. (Most often used literally, not figuratively)

  * e.g.,  ... "If I find out who stole my wallet, their ass is as good as waltzed, no questions asked!" "Yesterday I saw this girl get her lil' ass waltzed by her drunk-ass husband. I wanted to go help her, but shit, her husband is a big motherfucker!" 

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1: When a conversation is hijacked by someone who then completely changes the topic. First observed on the Dailygammon Forum

  * e.g.,  ... A person post a message on the Dailygammon forum. Walt (not his real name) replies to the topic and yet within 3 posts is talking about brunette wife #3, a motorbike, Corvette, or guitar. Or all of them! This conversation has now been waltzed. 

 [ "The Waltz" ]

1: The physical manifestation of sex, drugs and rock and roll in a person or persons.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I got some coke, barely any cut, let's take it to Joan's house and do the waltz!" "Man, everyone at the concert was getting their waltz on." 

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1: When you skeet all over a girls chin really slowly like your doing the waltz.

  * e.g.,  ... I just waltz with Cindy! 

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1: a man who loves men and cadillacs (not in that order)

  * e.g.,  ... The waltz is on the prowl, look out. 

 [ "Toxic Waltz" ]

1:  A metal pride song by the thrash metal band Exodus. Basically Exodus' way of telling everyone in the audience to mosh it up or go home.

  * e.g.,  ... "Here's a new dance craze that's sweepin' the nation! It's called the Toxic Waltz and it's causing devasatation!" 

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2:  A term used to describe the act of moshing.

  * e.g.,  ... "Kick your friend in the head and have a ball, good friendly violent fun in store for all!" 

 [ "floorless waltz" ]

1: This is the term they use in prison when someone gets hanged. There were many hangings in Berlin, in which the victims would twitch and jump at the end of a rope...hence, doing the "Spandau Ballet." Also, there were frequent suicides of Nazis being held for trial at the Spandau prison. A hanged person tends to jerk around and "dance" if the death is caused by strangulation (and not a snap) they say. As the years went by it progressed to floorless dance or waltz or the air rumba.

  * e.g.,  ... "They found Rosco in his room doing the floorless waltz, the air rumba or some call it the floorless dance."