" retire "

 [ "retire" ]

1: To leave an established Internet forum (usually after getting annoyed with the influx of n00bs) and join a fledgling alternative forum to talk bollocks and moan about life, the universe and everything.

  * e.g.,  ... He couldn't stand the n00bs asking which chip is better, so he decided to retire. 

 [ "retire" ]

1: the refreshing act of dissmissing a dumb ass guy who has proven himself a waste of your time. deleting his number,and completley kicking him out of your life in a matter of minuites.

  * e.g.,  ... Me-"Wow i didnt know how much of a player patrick was untill he tryed to get with me AND my best friend."  

 [ "retire" ]

1: what men do what the die,

  * e.g.,  ... daddy what does retire mean? 

 [ "retire" ]

2: and what women do when they get married,

 [ "Retirement" ]

1: A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.

  * e.g.,  ... (Thursday afternoon) 

 [ "retireation" ]

1: Retireation is the process of retiring and being on full time vacation. I’m in retireation since my company gave me the golden handshake!

  * e.g.,  ... I’m in retireation mode since my company gave me the golden handshake! Life is better under the Sun when you are in retireation. 

 [ "retirement" ]

1: throwing away a machine or human after it is decided that they are so worn out or used up that there is no value left. the human gets a small pension that is not enough to live on, the machine is junked.

  * e.g.,  ... retirement like death comes to us all. 

 [ "Retiritis" ]

1: Looking forward to retirement

  * e.g.,  ... "Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal. 

 [ "retired" ]

1: When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

  * e.g.,  ... I am retired, so leave me alone. 

 [ "retired" ]

2: Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'

 [ "Retire" ]

1: 1) To quit working while financially fit. Retirees usually receive pension.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) He retired from work at age 6 

 [ "Retire" ]

2: 2) To put out (baseball).

  * e.g.,  ... 2) Durazo was retired on a pop-up to Spiezio. 

 [ "Retire" ]

3: 3) To go to bed (outdated).

  * e.g.,  ... 3) It's getting late, so I'm going to retire. 

 [ "Retired" ]

1: A euphemism for retarded, as gosh is a euphemism for God and darn is a euphemism for damn.

  * e.g.,  ... "I think she might be retired."