" lumber "

 [ "lumber" ]

1: when you got "wood" or a boner

  * e.g.,  ... man she sat on his lap and when he stood up you could tell he had some lumber goin on 

 [ "lumber" ]

1: marijuana

  * e.g.,  ... i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me. 

 [ "lumber" ]

1: a wooden baseball bat

  * e.g.,  ... He took his lumber and left the field. 

 [ "lumber" ]

1: an acoustic guitar

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, this room sure has a lot of nice lumber." 

 [ "lumber" ]

1: n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, there's a lousy lumber down the street. 

 [ "lumber" ]

1: A combination of the words number and letter, in their literal sense. A lumber can be a letter, a number, or a combination of both.

  * e.g.,  ... John: "Hey I'm on question 2 right now. Did you get number 'c'?" 

 [ "lumber" ]

2: Should be used in a conversation where the discussion can be about letters and numbers, and to avoid mistakes like "What's the answer to number 'b'?", or "Please reference section C... letter 1"

  * e.g.,  ... Jane: "Number c? Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about." 

 [ "lumber" ]

1: My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber 

 [ "Lumber" ]

1:  Noun: Timber that has been sawn into rough planks or other wise only partly prepared. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".

  * e.g.,  ... Chris Hemsworth and George Clooney are the two most lumbersexual people I know, it isn't possible to be more lumber than those two. You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself. 

 [ "Lumber" ]

1: A Scottish word for a date

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy 

 [ "Lumber" ]

1: a group of fat girls.

  * e.g.,  ... No that was not a herd of elephants, it was a lumber of fat girls.