" flog "

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1: A brilliant multi-purpose word:

  * e.g.,  ...  I flogged my piece of shit car to some uni student. 

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2:  (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.

  * e.g.,  ...  We got flogged by 15 goals today. 

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3:  (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin

  * e.g.,  ...  I caught my little brother having a flog today. 

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4:  (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".

  * e.g.,  ...  Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies! 

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5:  (verb) to steal something

  * e.g.,  ...  I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging. 

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6:  (verb) to assault somebody

  * e.g.,  ...  Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog. 

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7:  (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).

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1: Punishment by caning, or by whipping with the cat o' nine tails. Commonly used by pirates.

  * e.g.,  ... Avast! Handsomely now, hand over th' swag, lest ye yearn for a flogging. 

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1: To attack or bash somebody.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see me flog Jonno last night?" 

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2: To shoplift or steal.

  * e.g.,  ... "I flogged this beanie yesterday." 

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3: To masturbate.

  * e.g.,  ... "See you in 10 minutes, I'm going to have a flog." 

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4: To be very very high.

  * e.g.,  ... "I am soooo flogged!" 

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1: Golf - spelled backwards

  * e.g.,  ... As the duffers finish their round of golf: "That was a fine day of flog" 

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1: the act of smacking your significant other in the head with your penis.

  * e.g.,  ... The whore liked being flogged as she came. 

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1: Fake blog, a website pretending to be a blog but actually the creation of public relations firms, the mainstream media, or professional political operatives.

  * e.g.,  ... Talon News was a "fake blog", created to attempt to grab the focus from real blogs and insert government spin into the online community. 

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1: A sex act. When one's sex partner is victim to intense humping. Usually the flogger is humping really hard and fast. Easily occurs during sex when body is lathered with oil.

  * e.g.,  ... flog, fuckhard, fucking, fuck hard 

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1: The act of Masturbation

  * e.g.,  ... After Sam got home from some serious LARPing, he decided to tape himself flogging for his dungeon wench. 

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1: Family Blog. Subjecting your extended network of friends and loved ones to a daily blow-by-blow of minutiae of developments with your children. As in "to flog" them.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you read in my flog today about little Billy smiling after eating his green beans!? 

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1: To push a car beyond its limits, usually damaging it in the process.

  * e.g.,  ... Whoa that dude likes to flog his car