" paddle "

 [ "paddle" ]

1: verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.

  * e.g.,  ... i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw! 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.

  * e.g.,  ... The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles. 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.

  * e.g.,  ... We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused. 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: a videogame controller

  * e.g.,  ... Hand me the other paddle. 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all! 

 [ "paddle" ]

2: verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.

  * e.g.,  ... Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar. 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: a computer nerd like baby aish

  * e.g.,  ... Baby aish is such a paddle 

 [ "Paddle it" ]

1: v. To beat off; masturbate

  * e.g.,  ... "After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it." 

 [ "Paddles" ]

1: A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.

  * e.g.,  ... girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles! 

 [ "paddled" ]

1: to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill? 

 [ "paddled" ]

2: this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10

  * e.g.,  ... Bob:O yes I did he got paddled like the bitch he is. 

 [ "paddled" ]

3: and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.

 [ "Paddles" ]

1: A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches

  * e.g.,  ... Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches