" bludgeon "

 [ "bludgeon" ]

1: beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.

  * e.g.,  ... Then this kid tried to steal my decks; so I bludgeoned him to death with one of my Tech 1200's. 

 [ "bludgeon" ]

1: the act of beating with a short object (normally a club)

  * e.g.,  ... Man! The cops bludgeoned the shit out of that guy when they arrested him. 

 [ "bludgeon" ]

1: To beat with a club or other blunt object

  * e.g.,  ... She wouldn't suck my dick so i bludgeoned her wiht my cock. 

 [ "bludgeon" ]

1: It's a informal term, usually used in the world of business to beat heavily especially in a competition , or an argument. When you bludgeon sb you thrash him , you're a winner.

  * e.g.,  ... We bludgeoned those guys with a big stick of evidence! 

 [ "bludgeon" ]

1: When one swings are large, heavy object in attempt to injure one or more person(s).

  * e.g.,  ... Holy shit! Johnny just bludgeoned that crazy old man in the neck with a giant club, rupturing his esophagus! 

 [ "bludgeon" ]

1: Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

  * e.g.,  ... Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath. You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :) 

 [ "Bludgeonator" ]

1: The Bludgeonator is a person that crushes people for a living.

  * e.g.,  ... Im am the Bludgeonator, I will Bludgeon you!! 

 [ "Bludgeon" ]

1: Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers. An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.

  * e.g.,  ... Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church' Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?' 

 [ "bludgeoning" ]

1: getting dome while beating the chick with a club

  * e.g.,  ... those two are all brused up from the bludgeoning 

 [ "Bloody Bludgeon" ]

1: The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"