" club "

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1: A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program? 

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1:  A place frequented (ideally nightly) by; ballers, big ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangstas, P.I.M.Ps, gansters, gangsta-pimps, thugs, rappers, and other fabulously well to do people. Most of which will arrive in a whip(preferably on dubs), and once inside will proceed to get krunk, and or jiggy. The primary focus once in da club is to holler at shorties. often clubs feature loud repetitive noise provided by a DJ for the patrons to bounce.

  * e.g.,  ... hey player, tonight lets go to the club to get krunk and holler at some shorties. 

 [ "club" ]

1: A medical marijuana dispensary. People know them as clubs.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Bob lets go down to the club and pick up some og kush. 

 [ "club" ]

1: What you strike baby seals with.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: Hey, I'm going out clubbing tonight. 

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1: A modern concentration camp for homosexual mongs.

  * e.g.,  ... Clubs, like most concentration camps, are crowded, dark, damp, and lacking of sustenance. Its prisoners are tortured with loud, awful noises produced by people with Down syndrome. Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society. 

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1: A place where you can usually find people with bottles of bub

  * e.g.,  ... "You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub" 

 [ "club" ]

1: a weapon, often used for murder.

  * e.g.,  ... "ill hit you over the head with a club, whore!" 

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1: the word club has been known for a very very very long time,

  * e.g.,  ... wow me club bashed five of dem four leged monsters. i be eatin good tonite!! 

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2: back in the olden days a club was used to

  * e.g.,  ... dude that new club down on bleacker st is hopping yes very hopping... 

 [ "club" ]

3:  beat things

  * e.g.,  ... did you hear about the club fight at the club? this guy in a lioncloth was jumping and whooping as he bashed the bouncer with a wood club. 

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4:  hammer things

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5:  kill things

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6: hammering things was not reconized until later when a man was killing something he realized that moving thy club in a up and down swinging motion it would move the obect being clubed down and if hit long enough would meld in to the earth. he found that it could hit a nail it too would move down. this bore the age of construction. killing things was probly the most useful of all for it got rid of enemies and too it fed.

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7:  in this new time club is refered to as a place where you can dance and meet people.

 [ "club" ]

1: a place where either: people get drunk, people fuck (in the bathroom), people dance (grind, dry hump, or dance normally), people talk or people cry about there life in the bathroom.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: “hey did you see Analise and Jordan basically dry humping in the club yesterday night"? 

 [ "club" ]

1: A variation of techno music.

 [ "club" ]

2: A place where people go to socialize or dance.