" congress "

 [ "congress" ]

1: The opposite of Progress

  * e.g.,  ... If Pro and Con are opposite, does that mean Progress is the opposite of Congress? 

 [ "congress" ]

1: A part of the U.S. legislative branch that has a total of 435 morons that never miss a chance to fuck something up. These group of idiots are overpaid and underworked. The sad part is that these people have about a 98% reelection rate. It takes marches, riots, and or mass death to get them to fix anything. The only thing that matters to them are votes and money; they never listen to their constituants. This isn't about Democrats or Republicans, these people are truly incompetent. These people will probably be the demise of the United States because of their inability to do anything.

  * e.g.,  ... Today, the Congress passed a bill that fixes nothing. No wonder they have a 20% approval rate.  

 [ "congress" ]

1:  The American form of parliament, consisting of two houses: The Senate and The House of Representatives. The Senate has two representatives from each state, and the House of Representatives has representation by population. Make laws and are a branch of the American system of checks and balances along with the Judicial System and the President, so no one has absolute power.

  * e.g.,  ...  Congress is very useful in keeping the awesome American government running smoothly. 

 [ "congress" ]

2:  A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.

  * e.g.,  ...  All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C. 

 [ "congress" ]

1: "A Republican stands up and yells,

  * e.g.,  ... session in congress 

 [ "congress" ]

2: 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'

  * e.g.,  ... Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something." 

 [ "congress" ]

3: a Democrat then stands up and says,

  * e.g.,  ... Democrat: "COMMUNIST!" 

 [ "congress" ]

4: 'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "

 [ "congress" ]

5: - Lewis Black

 [ "congress" ]

1: really dont have any power. just created to create the illusion that ppl have a say in the government.

  * e.g.,  ... Executive Branch Military and Corporations run every country not only USA 

 [ "congress" ]

1: The opposite of progress; being idle or moving backwards, toward a less developed state.

  * e.g.,  ... Thanks to our politicians, we have had mostly congress on ending global warming; there has been little progress. 

 [ "congress" ]

1: the oposite of progress

  * e.g.,  ... pro is the opposite of con 

 [ "congress" ]

1: As a verb: to deny, deny, deny.

  * e.g.,  ... You're the one who broke the window? If someone asks you, just go congress on that. 

 [ "congress" ]

1: The coolest shit ever, or meaning that your about to kick someones ass.

  * e.g.,  ... That is fucking congress ass, or i am about to go congress on that mother fucker 

 [ "Congress" ]

1: Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

  * e.g.,  ... If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.