" consortium "

 [ "Consortium" ]

1: A group of morons trying to organise a hockey team

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear the consortium turned up to last week's game with 6 players and a 1 legged GK? 

 [ "loss of consortium" ]

1: n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else.

  * e.g.,  ... After Jenny's husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium. 

 [ "Loss of Consortium" ]

1: legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.

  * e.g.,  ... After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium. 

 [ "Consortium" ]

1: A word referring to a group of true and false crabs, such as spider crabs, hermit crabs, and blue crabs.

  * e.g.,  ... “Look at that consortium of crabs feasting on those dead horseshoe crabs. “ “There are so many of them!” 

 [ "Classical Consortium Academy" ]

1: Classical Consortium Academy is your generic Christian private school founded in 2006, located at Village Church of Barrington.

  * e.g.,  ... Classical Consortium Academy is where I went in middle school, look at me so prim and proper 

 [ "Classical Consortium Academy" ]

2: They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.

 [ "Classical Consortium Academy" ]

3: Move along nothing to see here