" waddy "

 [ "waddy" ]

1: What people with big brains say when greeting people.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: hello everyone! 

 [ "waddy" ]

1: A waddy is when you eat corn or peas. They dont digest right. The simplest way to define a waddy is, "a piece of shit with corn (or peas) in it"

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: "Oh man I just did a big waddy.." 

 [ "waddy" ]

1: (verb-or noun)(from a male POV) to ignore a frienship for an extended period of time, only to realize your mistake and fall madly in love with your best girl friend

  * e.g.,  ... Her(thinking to herself) WHERE IS HE? i havent talked to him in like a month. I hope he's not in jail or the hospital or anything. 

 [ "waddies" ]

1: Like a Lady, but not yet there.

  * e.g.,  ... The House with No Foots tried to talk to the waddies, but he couldn't, they didn't want to talk to him, because he had no foots. 

 [ "waddies" ]

2: Very high standered and wont talk to everyone.

 [ "Waddy" ]

1: A wet paper napkin or tissue, wadded up and thrown against the ceiling or wall to see if it will stick.

  * e.g.,  ... We each took a turn during lunch hour at school throwing a waddy at the ceiling. Half of our waddies stuck. 

 [ "Waddy" ]

1: A waddy is a piece of shit with corn (or peas) in it.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: "Oh man I just did a big waddy.." 

 [ "Waddy" ]

2: Sometimes when you don't chew peas or corn enough, they become viewable when you do a shit. When you call someone a waddy, you are calling them the above description. A waddy looks very discusting and sometimes dogs do them too. So when you eat corn and notice sweetcorn in your shit, you just did a waddy.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: "oh yuck dude, was there much corn?" 

 [ "waddie" ]

1: an amazing person. Really down to earth and there when you need him. He Is a family guy and loves his girlfriend very much. You're lucky if you are is friend

  * e.g.,  ... Waddie, you're always here for me 

 [ "Showaddy Waddy" ]

1: Brilliant music.

  * e.g.,  ... '.....Showaddy Waddy!!' 

 [ "Showaddy Waddy" ]

2: Inspirational.

 [ "Showaddy Waddy" ]

3: Life changing.

 [ "Showaddy Waddy" ]

4: Butter (slightly salted)

 [ "Showaddy Waddy" ]

5: Spreadable. Agressive.

 [ "Showaddy Waddy" ]

6: Fuck Showaddy Waddy let's just sell butter.

 [ "Eddie waddy" ]

1: An Eddie waddy is a friend that would 10/10 smash you have seen almost everything about them and they slay the day away

  * e.g.,  ... Eddie waddy stop sucking jessiewassy neck off 

 [ "dirty waddy" ]

1: when guy performs the act of sodomy on a consenting girl, at the moment right before one blows his 'wad' , guy takes penis out of girls anus and jams it in girls vagina (one time only) then proceeds to blow his load in her mouth. note: (a dirty waddy should only be performed by a professional & experienced person because of the high risk of unintentional ejaculate/sperm into the vagina before you get to mouth) Hence this move has a high pregnancy rate.

  * e.g.,  ... So i went out with "rock n roll Rhonda" last nite & guess what ? yea, i gave her a dirty waddy ! and it was real dirty too . . . . . . . . . . . .