" truncheon "

 [ "truncheon" ]

1: a device used by a donnachie to provide sexual pleasure to his watt

  * e.g.,  ... oh mike, i dont want to appear soft in front of you, can i shove my truncheon up your arse? 

 [ "Truncheon" ]

1: A gentlemen's erect love muscle

  * e.g.,  ... Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight 

 [ "love truncheon" ]

1: Love Truncheon: the glans penis

  * e.g.,  ... He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey. 

 [ "Composite Truncheon" ]

1: A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.

  * e.g.,  ... I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood! I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon! 

 [ "Composite Truncheon" ]

2: Wood is a composite material.

 [ "love truncheon" ]

1: another word for dick

  * e.g.,  ... slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon 

 [ "love truncheon" ]

1: my willy, which is bigger than anything else

  * e.g.,  ... i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track 

 [ "turkey truncheon" ]

1: Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

  * e.g.,  ... He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews? 

 [ "man truncheon" ]

1: man truncheon is a phrase used as an alternative to dick, penis, cock etc.

  * e.g.,  ... look at his big flaccid man truncheon blowing in the wind 

 [ "Anal Truncheon" ]

1: An anal truncheon is typically used for the penetration of ones anus. The truncheon can take the form of any police parephenalia, not just limitted to the baton as the name suggests. Connoisseurs among truncheoners prefer antiquated riot armor.

  * e.g.,  ... " Walking home last night I caught a glimpse through a bush of a Margaret Thatcher look-a-like diaphram-deep on an Anal Truncheon " " One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon " " Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. " 

 [ "Poo Truncheon" ]

1: Used to describe a long, hardened length of feces that has all the necessary attributes of a certain type of law enforcement device.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking poo truncheon my anus has decided to manifest in this here toilet bowl.'