" canteen "

 [ "canteen" ]

1: A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.

  * e.g.,  ... "The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness." 

 [ "canteen" ]

1: The lunch room for the guy at the depot. The canteen is now Dum Dums (who is from whoreleons) turf. If you buy anytings from any other source (Glen), Dum Dum will scream at you until he is on the brink of a stroke. The main food groups sold at the canteen are Chucks, Twix saputo products and of course, toass. Some guy steals from the depot to run his grow operation.

  * e.g.,  ... "Guy, we have a viande in the Cantsteens today, because some guy steal from the cantsteens and some other guy put the toass in the wrong slots!" 

 [ "canteening" ]

1: The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.

  * e.g.,  ... Are we canteening when you get home? 

 [ "Canteen" ]

1: (Philippine English borrowed from British English) Cafeteria.

  * e.g.,  ... The canteen is closed. 

 [ "canteen punk" ]

1: A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.  

 [ "canteen grenade" ]

1: a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!

  * e.g.,  ... "Why is Spc Dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?" 

 [ "nineteen canteen" ]

1: A phrase which recognises that something or someone has been around forever and effectively gives off that point without being too descriptive and yet retaining an air of cool about the person delivering the comment

  * e.g.,  ... That guy is as old as the hills, he's been drinking round here since Nineteen Canteen. 

 [ "Canteen Badges" ]

1: Food stains on one’s clothing, letting you know what they had for lunch without you having to ask

  * e.g.,  ... ‘Did you see the state of Ronnie’s vest, was covered in canteen badges’ 

 [ "canteen culture" ]

1: The collective behaviour and influence of a group, made up of it's myths and stories, dominant members, attitudes, interests, repsect or dislike for one another and others, gossip, rituals, initiations, style and language. Often the source of rumour and speculation, or where discontent is first voiced, acceptance within canteen culture is to be bonded to the group in more than just membership of the official team. Can be a good and bad thing within an organisation, generating or destroying morale. Origin - British Police Forces circa mid 1990's, now widely accepted as part of most organisations.

  * e.g.,  ... "Although now a member of the team, he was not part of it's canteen culture" 

 [ "mexican canteen" ]

1: The act of drinking anal juices after sex. Can be used for both men and women.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "I had hot shower anal with a 57 year old black dude at a truckstop!" Person 2: "Were you on top?" Person 1: "Hell yeah, and I drink the juices coming out of his ass afterwards!" Person 2: "Damn! That's a classic Mexican canteen!"