" carton "

 [ "carton" ]

1: A cardboard case containing 24 stubbie bottles of beer

  * e.g.,  ... Grab a carton of VB and let's watch the Pies cream the Crows 

 [ "carton" ]

1: A cardboard 'case' containing 24 beer's.

  * e.g.,  ... "Let's get a carton and get 'maggot' watching the footy." 

 [ "carton" ]

1: australian, n, 1) a cardboard box of beer, usually consisting of 24 tinnies, stubbies, or bottles of beer.

  * e.g.,  ... Its all happening mate. bring yer cartons. 

 [ "carton" ]

2: 2) a cardboard box of cigarrettes usually consisting of 10 packs of 20 cigarrettes each.

 [ "carton" ]

1: also known as package, a man's "PIRVATE" area

  * e.g.,  ... dude, look how huge my package is 

 [ "Cartons" ]

1: A name for smaller than average jugs,tits, or boobs Used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of tits to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs Only used to define chick's breasts...guys just have man-boobs not cartons

  * e.g.,  ... Guy #1: That asian has some nice cartons 

 [ "cartonic" ]

1: car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

  * e.g.,  ...  I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions. 

 [ "cartonic" ]

2: antonyms: reality

  * e.g.,  ...  I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic. 

 [ "Carton" ]

1: A cardboard container for dinking

  * e.g.,  ... Are you two % or skim carton 

 [ "Carton Bitch" ]

1: A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

  * e.g.,  ... That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs) 

 [ "Crap Carton" ]

1: Another word for a persons shithole. (my own word)

  * e.g.,  ... ly on your side i,m gonna stick it in your crap carton! 

 [ "sydney carton" ]

1: based off A Tale of Two Cities; verb; to switch places with someone similar looking to you so that he can live and bang the woman you love and deserve while you die by guillotine. see getting screwed

  * e.g.,  ... to pull a sydney carton