" dive "

 [ "dive" ]

1: Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.

  * e.g.,  ... What are you watching? 

 [ "dive" ]

1: A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel.

  * e.g.,  ... That McDonalds is such a dive! 

 [ "dive" ]

1: To 'take a dive' is to 'throw' a fight or sportng match by purposely fighting/playing poorly.

  * e.g.,  ... In 'Snatch', the 'Pikey' (Brad Pitt) was supposed to 'take a dive' in the 4th round. 

 [ "dive" ]

1:  to proceed downward rapidly through the air headfirst, usually into a swimming pool, sometimes into a person, sometimes into cement.

  * e.g.,  ...  That was a very painful dive, but we could sell his face on E-bay. 

 [ "dive" ]

2:  not the best of bars, restarants or hotels, usually very ghetto in appearance

  * e.g.,  ...  Being in this dive pisses me off so much, I'm a blow the shit up! Get the fuck out! 

 [ "dive" ]

3:  a cool, very Japanese DDR song

  * e.g.,  ...  I believe that I have just AA'd Dive Single Heavy. Hooray for me. I am so not AZN!!!! 

 [ "dive" ]

4: 

 [ "dive" ]

1: to perform oral sex, usually on females

  * e.g.,  ... that chick wanted me to dive her box, yo. 

 [ "dive" ]

1: A scenario in which you and your crew had plans to go somwhere (a party for example) and had good expectations of the venue, however, when you get there, you are suprised as you find various problems such as:

  * e.g.,  ... Jorge: Hey so what's up with that party? Is it straight? 

 [ "dive" ]

2: a. its a sausage fest

  * e.g.,  ... Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy 

 [ "dive" ]

3: b. the music sucks

  * e.g.,  ... Jorge: Fuck, what now then.  

 [ "dive" ]

4: c. very little alcohol

  * e.g.,  ... Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out 

 [ "dive" ]

5: d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things

  * e.g.,  ... Jorge: Word, Ill follow you 

 [ "dive" ]

6: e. dorks watching LOTR

 [ "dive" ]

7: If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE

 [ "Dive" ]

1: A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.

  * e.g.,  ... JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor. 

 [ "diving" ]

1: 1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving.

  * e.g.,  ... swimmer: What time do you have diving practice this afternoon? 

 [ "diving" ]

2: 1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.

  * e.g.,  ... diver: 2pm just like you. 

 [ "diving" ]

3: 2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.

  * e.g.,  ... 2 and a half hours later after practice... 

 [ "diving" ]

4: 2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.

  * e.g.,  ... diver:How was your diving practice? 

 [ "diving" ]

5:  Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.

  * e.g.,  ... swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours? 

 [ "Diving" ]

1: The voluntary act of a player of association football or soccer in the U.S where he or she falls unexpectedly as to gain the free kick or penalty for their own team. Divers are looked down upon in the community of football and will usually be given a card for their actions. If a very obvious dive is noticed, the player might even be fined by FIFA.

  * e.g.,  ... "Diving is ruining football" 

 [ "dived" ]

1: A kiwi slang term used to describe a downward trend.

  * e.g.,  ... Man: Yo dove, did you see that stock market? Man 2: Ya na Man: yeah bro I reckon it dived Man 2: Balls