" dive-bomb "

 [ "dive bombing" ]

1: To begin taking a shit while still hovering over the toilet and quickly sitting down. This usually hits the target, but sometimes shit lands outside the target causing coscateral damage.

  * e.g.,  ... After eating five burritos I could feel a donkey turn coming. I ran to the crapper but ended up dive bombing it anyhow. 

 [ "Dive Bomb" ]

1: the aquatic version of death from above

  * e.g.,  ... asshole: DIVE BOMB!!!!!! *sploosh* 

 [ "Dive Bombing" ]

1: When you suspend yourself in a bathroom stall, using the stall walls, and proceed to poop into the toilet below.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy shit, did you see Lixxx dive bombing in the bathroom the other day? It fell like 4 feet before it hit the toilet! 

 [ "Dive Bomb" ]

1: To take a shit standing up to give the appearance that the poop is "dive-bombing" the water.

  * e.g.,  ... I was dive bombing and some of the water splashed up and got my cheeks wet. 

 [ "dive-bombing" ]

1: Method of attack in military circles. As the name suggests, you dive before dumping a bomb on a target. Used as a means to increase accuracy of bombing, plus it is bloody satisfying, especially if you get a one-bomb double kill. Specialised dive-bombing aircraft like the Ju-87 Stuka, D3A or SB2C are used for such roles.

  * e.g.,  ... For best results, conduct dive-bombing in a Ju 87 with Jericho trumpets, and relish in the opposition's terror. 

 [ "Dive Bomb" ]

1: The act of drunkenly, running across a room, where a party is going on, jumping onto a table with the sole purpose of breaking it and making yourself look awesome/like an ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy shit, did you just see Holloway dive bomb that table? 

 [ "Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb" ]

1: Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there. Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.

  * e.g.,  ... Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night! Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns? Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade. Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal? Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories. 

 [ "dive bombing" ]

1: Gently(or roughly) sliding your cock in a girls mouth while she's laying down

  * e.g.,  ... Yo, I was dive bombing Mary last night and nut in her mouth! 

 [ "Dive-Bombing Turd" ]

1: Relating to some-one's actions or words. Going against social norms in less than reputable ways that ruin evenings without offering humorous anecdotes in return.

  * e.g.,  ... John is such a dive-bombing turd for saying that girl was fat. He could've atleast made it funny. 

 [ "Dive Bomb" ]

1: When you lie on your back with mouth wide open while being fucked with your pussy or ass pointing up and the person fucking you drops a shit in your mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... I totally dive bombed Meegan last night.