" flounder "

 [ "flounder" ]

1: A loud/obnoxious moron trying to keep the attention of a crowd. An outspoken drunkard.

  * e.g.,  ... Every party in which he attends and drinks, he flounders around. 

 [ "flounder" ]

1: A flounder, much like the fish in water is very moist vagina, sometimes dripping, and can even have that fishy smell... a lot like Tom Cruise.

  * e.g.,  ... Oprah's flounder after a nice hot shower (without soap) is simply delicious 

 [ "flounder" ]

1: no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.

  * e.g.,  ... "i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder." 

 [ "flounder" ]

1: To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder. 

 [ "flounder" ]

1: This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe. 

 [ "flounder" ]

1: a faggot fucking pussy, that works at the olive garden in springfield mass. who love his N/a Stawberry Daquiri fucking vagina

  * e.g.,  ... bobby opsetnik 

 [ "Flounder" ]

1: The true definition of a flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped up and down much like the fish.

  * e.g.,  ... The flounder originally thought she was cute until she discovered that she lacked any sexual organ that would catch the eye of the opposite sex. 

 [ "The Flounder" ]

1:  A very sneaky foreplay moved performed by short Jewish guys from Long Island. Not realizing that the girl is not into him while sitting on her couch, the dude places his hand in between the girl's thighs and flaps it back and forth in the same motion as a fish out of water. The flounder is normally followed by dog-like leg humping.

  * e.g.,  ... "When Yaacov tried the flounder, the date was over." 

 [ "The Flounder" ]

2:  If performed properly, the flounder-leg hump trick is good way to ensure the "No Pants in the Bedroom" rule is followed. If awkward while doing this move, the dude is usually sent on his way hoping to catch the end of Rosh Hashanah dinner.

  * e.g.,  ... "I wasn't into Isaac at first, but, after he floundered me, I got to see that my pants really did match the rug...and he found out the color of the carpet" 

 [ "Floundered" ]

1: Extremely intoxicated

  * e.g.,  ... I hit the town last night and got floundered. 

 [ "Flounders" ]

1: Floppy empty tits

  * e.g.,  ... You won't be wearing a crop top with those flounders