" nub "

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1: one who sucks at a particular video game, they are not new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.

  * e.g.,  ... Boy 1: OMG a triple kill! I own at this game! 

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2: synonyms- a Dan Wood, noob, newbie, newb

  * e.g.,  ... Boy 2: None of them were moving you nub?! 

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3: antonyms- an Alex, elite, 1337, leet

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1: official definition: a internet acronym, similar to "noob". HOWEVER, whilst a NOOB is someone who is lame/idiotic because he is new, a NUB is someone who has had the opportunity to learn something new, but never did, and is therefore idiotic/stupid.

  * e.g.,  ... "everyone who fucked up the definition of nub in this page is a nub". 

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1: worse than a n00b. a nub is someone who persistently makes poor decisions. and is in general terms an idiot. only the nub is unaware of their state of nubness, nubs can be easily identified, as nubness is an incurable and obvious affliction.

  * e.g.,  ... sam and matt got high and played xbox instead of hanging out with pretty girls. what nubs.  

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1: someone who played something for a long time, and still has no idea what they're doing. related to: noob, newb

  * e.g.,  ... George Bush is a nub. 

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1: a small penis

  * e.g.,  ... man look at dat boy he got a nub 

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1: Acronym for Non Useful Body. A newly reported personel to a navy warship, who is not yet qualified to operate any of the equipment, but is still entitled to food and air priveledges. Due to the large number of single sailors, nub has been used heavily and adopted by online gaming communities to refer to any new, unskilled person.

  * e.g.,  ... Round up a couple nubs to clean the head. 

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1: A really stupid way of saying "noob"

  * e.g.,  ... Calling someone "nub" makes you look like a retarded 5 year old. It makes you look far more idiotic then those you mock. 

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2: Which a really stupid way of saying "newb"

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3: Which is a really stupid way of saying "newbie"

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4: Used by staggeringly unclever nerds to insult people but end up looking staggeringly retarded. Average age of user: 13-22 (When 99% of users reach 23 they realize how damn stupid they sound and stop speaking with lame, internet affectations)

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5: People can cite the military all they like. Game nerds only use the word, because it is the mouth breathing internet dweller's idea of "clever" to respell shit in stupid ways.

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1: For all the tards out there that use this term loosely, or explain at length how it "originated in online gaming" - whatever.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, he didn't know how to do that, he's still a nub. 

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2: "Nub" is a Navy submariner term for those who are new to the sub and don't know how to do anything yet (and thus unqualified in submarines)

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3: Thus "nub" means "non-useful body" get it right, or don't use it.

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1: A definition similar to noob or n00b, who is someone who does not know anything about a topic. A nub is someone who has been doing something for a while and has had the opportunity to learn it, and they usually claim they know a lot about the topic, but they still don't know much about the topic.

  * e.g.,  ... The guy at rathcast.com is a total nub. He claims he knows sooooo much about computers, but his website is atrocious and he doesn't know a thing I don't know. 

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1: A person who is completely useless at one thing.

  * e.g.,  ... Ahmad is a nub in the game Dota.