" flails "

 [ "flail" ]

1: To be extremely high on meth. To the point where the person is trying to take apart and put together working electronics/gadgets while having 6 conversations with different people at once and not accomplishing ANYTHING, generally resulting in at least 1 person getting very angry.

  * e.g.,  ... 1)FLAIL out wit ya tail out 

 [ "Flailing" ]

1: 1) To begin a, sometimes random and usually pointless task/project, with the full determination and intensity of perfection and completion. When high on crystal meth.

  * e.g.,  ... 1a) He was flailing with duct-tape and made a pouch to hold Q-Tips in. 

 [ "Flailing" ]

2: 2) Spending an obscene amount of time on a task/project that usually would take no time at all to complete and/or would seem meaningless/pointless to someone else. When high on crystal meth

  * e.g.,  ... 1b) I spent all night flailing on the computer coming up with these definitions. (Hardly pointless) 

 [ "Flailing" ]

3: 3) To answer someones question but not fully explaining what one was doing for a long period of time. When high on crystal meth

  * e.g.,  ... 2) John was flailing for 5 hours making something to hold up a book while he typed, even though he has a book holder. 

 [ "Flailing" ]

4: 4) When going through a bin/basket/container full of anything to find what you are looking for; or for nothing in particular in hopes to find something useful. When high on crystal meth

  * e.g.,  ... 3) "Holy crap, where were you for the last 3 hours?" 

 [ "flail" ]

1: (new)origin, Vancouver, BC, Canada

  * e.g.,  ... "Rob ran through the alleys digging through the dumpsters flailing the night away." 

 [ "flail" ]

2: from the word flail, to act with abandon. Has many meanings; losing something can be called flailed, running around like a chicken with your head cut off usually when high on drugs can be called flailing, someone going crazy would be called a flailer, flail would be a bunch of random stuff that a flailer has amassed. Can also refer to wasting time.

  * e.g.,  ... "Janna faliled her backpack in that alleyway over there!" 

 [ "flail" ]

1: v. to flail

  * e.g.,  ... "Alyssa was flailing over X-Files last night.. even though she was still speechless from reading a Lisa Edelstein interview." 

 [ "flail" ]

2: the act of hyper speed talking about one's fandom and/or obsession. Sqeeling, clapping, gasping, obsessive behavior dizziness, speechlessness and random dancing are all symptoms.

  * e.g.,  ... Mr. Martinez's class room had enough 'the Office' paraphanalia in it that Caity suspected he was a flailing fanboy in his spare time. 

 [ "flail" ]

1: To dance with crazy arm motions which is entertaining for both the viewer and performer!

  * e.g.,  ... She loves to flail at the Loop on Saturdays! 

 [ "Flails" ]

1: The act of waving your hands and arms in the air, and "awing" when something cute happens, mostly done by women, which follows with the words "d'aaaw!" and "Awww!"

  * e.g.,  ... Boyfriend: I love you, more than anything in the world. 

 [ "flail" ]

1: v.To conduct routine daily activities in a spastic manor often resulting in hilarity, expressed usually in degrees of Morley.

  * e.g.,  ... Morley: The one to which all other flail is to be compared, the nucleus of flail. The one who can flail standind still. 

 [ "flail" ]

2: n.A common activity becomes a flail when the expected outcome is replaced with one that involves any number of clumsy events. Drugs, Alcohol, or Caffine are sometimes but not always involved in a flail. It is often in the nature of the individual performing the fail, sometimes their most defining trait.

  * e.g.,  ... "*crash* *bang* *clash* -- Morley's speakers just flew off his desk and out of his office! What a flailer." 

 [ "flailed" ]

1: someone who has done nothig but meth, not sleep and stare at a computer screen teching out for days in the dark. their eyeballs are popping out of there heads and look so beaty they could steal your soul, and are probably trying to to get more meth. because they have been in a dark room and up for days they forget they have a previous engagement and hurriedly rush out of their dark cavern looking like shit and flailed. they of course are convinced that they look absolutly awesome no matter what hideous outfit they have come up with.

  * e.g.,  ... wow, did that dude ever look flailed holy shit i cant leave the house looking like a flailed out meth head, but im gonna 

 [ "flail" ]

1: n. Someone who fucks up in process of doing something productive. Usually invloves being under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol

  * e.g.,  ... "What a flail, Jamebo just spilled the bongwater on himself" 

 [ "flail" ]

2: v. To fuck up in the process of do something productive or that you normally could do very easily.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jamebo just flailed walking up the stairs" 

 [ "flailing" ]

1: This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.

  * e.g.,  ... "Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."