" trudges "

 [ "trudge" ]

1: "To Trudge: the slow weary depressing yet determined walk of a man (or woman) who has nothing left in his (or her) life except the impulse to simply soldier on." (Chaucer, "A Knight's Tale")

  * e.g.,  ... "{Chaucer} Morning! Morning! {William} Why sir, what are you doing? {Chaucer} Uh, trudging. You know, Trudging? To Trudge?" 

 [ "Trudging" ]

1: going for a walk in the middle of no where, in the dark, drunk

  * e.g.,  ... my brother and his friends went trudging on our property last night after buying two 30 packs of keystone and a handle of captin morgan. 

 [ "trudge" ]

1: To wander aimlessly with no purpose or direction with confidence.

  * e.g.,  ... -Today I "trudged" along the beach and found these women. 

 [ "trudge" ]

2: Warning: this more often than not recruits more people to follow along on the journey to no where with hope of an outcome. (these people are called "trudgees")

  * e.g.,  ... -Tonight I will "trudge" around this camp site  

 [ "trudgeful" ]

1: horny

  * e.g.,  ... I saw this extremely hot guy and am now trudgeful 

 [ "trudge" ]

1: To go somewhere that you don't necessarily want to go...with style.

  * e.g.,  ... Ron, it's time to go to school. A'ight, c'mon. Let's trudge. 

 [ "Trudge" ]

1: A person who decides who is the real troll out of two trolls trolling at each other.

  * e.g.,  ... 1-"Hey this game sucks!" 

 [ "trudged" ]

1: When someone steals the girl your trying to get with

  * e.g.,  ... Bro, you just got trudged that guys walking away with your girl right now 

 [ "Airport trudge" ]

1: The detached, stone-faced, heavily-laden, walk-of-misery required to move from parking to check-in, thru TSA, ground transportation, eventually ending at the gate of departure.

  * e.g.,  ... No, they're not zombies. They are the beleaguered sea of modern-day-travelers, doing the airport trudge. 

 [ "jungle trudging" ]

1: When you are about to go down on a chick for the first time, and you see that she's never trimmed "there" and you realize that you'll need a machette to get to your destination. You say "fuck it" and go anyways.

  * e.g.,  ... I'd only seen something with that much hair at the zoo but I was horny so I went jungle trudging. 

 [ "dip trudge" ]

1: the bit of poop that remains in the toilet bowl for days after the initial poop was taken.

  * e.g.,  ... josh, you left another dip trudge in the toilet.