" men "

 [ "men" ]

1:  Purely logical and emotionally stable, they will insult each other and gossip during their daily man talk, as well as throw epic manly hissy-fits when they FAIL. (Which is pretty much all the time.)

  * e.g.,  ... only men r on teh internuts lol!!!11one!11eleventyone!oneone1 

 [ "men" ]

2: They secretly wish they had their own pair of boobies.

 [ "men" ]

1: has to be macho all the time. dont want to look "gay", even though its proven that more men have sexual thoughts about other men then women have about other women. A lot are very homophobic because they can't let anyone know they are gay or bi.

  * e.g.,  ... "Are you gay jon?" 

 [ "men" ]

2: So girls ask your man if he would have sex with another man, and if he shows his disgust for more than a hour... hes gay.

  * e.g.,  ... "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! i would never do that!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! thats gross!!!!!!!! thats sick!!!!!!!! dont ever ask me that again!" 

 [ "men" ]

1: typo for the word meh

  * e.g.,  ... (on msn) 

 [ "men" ]

1: The other half of the human population. Despite what extremists think, we do not deserve to be killed, castrated, mutilated, etc. I ask you, what is the difference in me saying "all women are she-demon with tits that suck you dry of your money," and you saying "all men are dogs, pigs, deserve to be castrated." Think before you say things.

  * e.g.,  ... woman:"All men are pigs" 

 [ "men" ]

2: Dr. King once said "Judge a man not by his skin color, but by the content of his character." Judge people by their character, not by what skin color, sex, religion, or culture someone comes from. I find this to be becoming mainstream and acceptable in our culture, to simply demean somebody or an entire demographic based on something that is outside that person or demographics control. I didn't choose to be male, it simply turned out that way. I didn't choose to be white, it simply turned out that way. Most of the rest of the male population and I do not rape women or molest young girls. But there is always going to be bad people among any demographic. Like most black people don't steal, and most immigrants are not illegal. So I implore you to stop making generalized statements (i.e. "all men are pigs"), blanket accusations, and gross usage of stereotypes and calling it "just" or "right." It is not right, it is not just, and it is not ok.

  * e.g.,  ... man:"how would you know about the behavior of an entire demographic of people numbering at approx. 5 billion? How do you have the gall to accuse HALF of HUMANITY, off of the infinitesimally small group of men that you have ever met? how about you use logic instead of stupidity and feelings to make an argument before regurgitating misandric and bigoted statements." 

 [ "men" ]

1: i think i seen one of those the other day

  * e.g.,  ... 1 out of every million men is a real man 

 [ "men" ]

1: The opposite of women.

  * e.g.,  ... Just a plain and simple definition of men because there is a war between the sex on UD and that's a damn shame. Honestly my opinion of men is that I have had too many bad experiences with them but there are good men in my family, including my father, brother and uncles and my grandfathers (whom passed away years ago).  

 [ "men" ]

1: A human with a penis. Also without breasts, hopefully. Not to be confused with boys, they tend to be cheating bastards who do not respect their human counterpart; women. A smaller portion of the male race redeems the race by acting like men.

  * e.g.,  ... Nice men don't finish last, they finish happiest. 

 [ "men" ]

1: Plural of man.

  * e.g.,  ... Jane: "Eliza, all men are assholes. Your standards are too high. You have never met a so-called 'real man.'" 

 [ "men" ]

2:  *Real men* are respectful of women as equals. Love their mamas. Hold doors open. Knock out other men who say stupid ass, sexist bullshit. Will lick pussy after they have been given a blowjob. Bring home an equal paycheck, then do an equal amount of housework and childcare. Don't get pissed off when their usual superior economic status is disrupted by a social shift that allows women to take a step closer to equality. Are strong and protective, while also being loving and gentle. Have the character to restrain their temper. Have a brain in their head. Do not stereotype. Often come with big dicks.

  * e.g.,  ... Eliza: "I met him, I fucked him, I married him. And there are others out there, it's just that faux men are louder than real men, so it seems like there are more of them." 

 [ "men" ]

3:  Faux men say stuff like this in the women section of UD, then pop their zits, play some videogames, jack off, and begin to sob, and wonder why nobody will fuck them:

 [ "men" ]

4: "The female of the human species, that are, more or less, emotionless blobs. Since emotions such as love compliment the human sex drive, men have a higher emotional drive to compliment their higher sex drive. Women, conversely... just wander around looking for another way to suck money out of a man, get him attached and then break his heart. And despite this fact, a woman will spend a good 75% of her time saying that men only think about sex and that women are so much better, even though it is always a man that writes the beautiful love song or poem. Though they're not all like this, the stereotypical woman is lying, conniving, selfish, controlling, manipulative, arrogant and chauvinistic. They have the complete inability to think logically or philosophically, and so if you start to talk to them about something like existence, they'll just say that they're right and your wrong and that you should go buy her something. And different than the woman's belief that men do evil things like start wars and such, it's easy to see that a woman will always be the cause for fighting. The world will be a better place when all of the extremely intelligent genetic scientists (mostly men, so we'd have to have men, whether or not we needed to procreate... women? not so much of a necessity) begin to genetically engineer human beings, without the need for the process of sex."

 [ "men" ]

5: "A beast created by God to enduce pain upon man for eternity. Bleeds for seven whole days and does not die. Can suck the life out of a man to create smaller evil beast to defend them in court and steal man's hard earned money."

 [ "men" ]

6: "Punishment from Zeus for mankind because the young god Promethues stole the fire of the gods and gave it to mankind. So Zeus created a new evil for mankind, women."

 [ "men" ]

1: Predictable beings; species that never change (or evolve).

  * e.g.,  ... Good guys/men have the same intention as bad boys. 

 [ "men" ]

1: n.

  * e.g.,  ... Last practice, I tied my men wrong, and so I completely cut off the circualtion to my brain, and nearly fainted. 

 [ "men" ]

2: helmet/facemask used in kendo.