" galoots "

 [ "Galoot" ]

1: "Galoot" is an old word used, primarily in Scotland, that means a person

  * e.g.,  ... "Come here you big 'ol galoot!" 

 [ "Galoot" ]

2: with an ungainly, cumbersome, and clumsy personality.

 [ "galoot" ]

1: also galute

  * e.g.,  ... 1) You're just a dumb galoot, but I love you anyway. 

 [ "galoot" ]

2: 1)n. a big, dumb, rather oafish man

  * e.g.,  ... 2) I haven't gotten off my ass all day! I'm such a galoot! 

 [ "galoot" ]

3: 2)n. description that combines the worst aspects of being lazy and fat

  * e.g.,  ... 3) You'd have a hard time finding a job, even if you weren't having such a hard time getting out of bed, you big galoot! Don't you know potato chips cost money? 

 [ "galoot" ]

4: 3)n. a combination of 1) and 2)

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5: The word galoot is rarely used completely seriously. Instead, it is usually used as playful exaggeration or in self-deprecation. On those rare occasions when it is more directly applied (to others) its light nature gives it the form of mild reproach.

 [ "galoot" ]

1: Big, dumb individual. An oaf.

  * e.g.,  ... "Get the hell outta my saloon, ya redneck galoot!" 

 [ "Galoot" ]

1: A big hulking skanky man whose often clumsy -'first seen on Ren and Stimpy'-

  * e.g.,  ... 'You big galoot now look what you did!' 

 [ "Galoot" ]

1: A devastatingly handsome, crushingly intelligent and bitingly witty man.

  * e.g.,  ... Galoot stalked me, and I LIKED it! 

 [ "galoot" ]

1: someone who profers to use old hand tools instead of modern power tools

  * e.g.,  ... the galoot really liked to use his hand planer 

 [ "galoot" ]

1: idiot that has no idea what he's doing, and someone who changes themselves (physically, sometimes mentally) during a relationship

  * e.g.,  ... He used to be all preppy and now that he's going out with her, he's become a galoot. 

 [ "Galoot cologne" ]

1: The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish. "invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."

  * e.g.,  ... Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes! Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen! Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november! Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks) 

 [ "Galoot cologne" ]

2: When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

 [ "idgit galoot" ]

1: used by bugs bunny, primarily, referring to a big, dumb, idiot oaf.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ya dog gon idgit galoot you'll blow the ship to smithereens! 

 [ "long-eared galoot" ]

1: Another name given to Bugs Bunny by Yosemite Sam

  * e.g.,  ... Yosemite Sam: Ahma gonna blast ya, ya long-eared galoot Bugs Bunny: You try it and I will gnaw your scrawny rednecked ass to death with my big woodeny front toofs....bitch!