" bastards "

 [ "bastards" ]

1: Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" 

 [ "bastards" ]

1: A southern welsh term for the crumbs that fell off of a pie

  * e.g.,  ... "Could you clean up the bastards that fell to the bottom of the oven?" 

 [ "bastards" ]

1: Referring to the SCO Group.

  * e.g.,  ... Below is our (SCO's) business strategy 

 [ "Bastardize" ]

1: bas-tard-ize (Verb) To diminish the quality or character of; To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

  * e.g.,  ... I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic. 

 [ "Bastard" ]

1: Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.

  * e.g.,  ... “Shit! What a bastard!” 

 [ "bastardization" ]

1: 1) The process of making something illegitimate

  * e.g.,  ... see fo' shizzle my nizzle 

 [ "bastardization" ]

2: 2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com

 [ "Bastard" ]

1: A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.

  * e.g.,  ... "The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard. 

 [ "Bastardizing" ]

1: To Bastardize : To take something and Fuck it up beyond

  * e.g.,  ... Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 5x times, which gets millions of views.) Bastardizing. 

 [ "Bastardizing" ]

2: all recognition.

 [ "bastardization" ]

1: when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before

  * e.g.,  ... 'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend' 

 [ "bastarded" ]

1: A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, Tom is so bastarded.