" human "

 [ "human" ]

1: A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at me dad, i am crawling into space. I am only just here because it has taken me this lng to get enough money because of rules i created. Whoops, said too much!! 

 [ "human" ]

2: Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.

 [ "human" ]

3: Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.

 [ "human" ]

4: Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

 [ "human" ]

1: The only true monsters on the planet earth.

  * e.g.,  ... When humans ruled the world. 

 [ "human" ]

1: Self-absorbed animals in clothes.

  * e.g.,  ... Chimpanzee: This planet might actually be pretty cool if those pompous, pretentious, selfish humans weren't running around like they owned the show. Wait, I'm an animal... how the hell am I talking? 

 [ "human" ]

1: A particularly noisy and destructive type of talking primate, having long since forgotten its place in the scheme of things, which is currently set about the task of permanently altering the biosphere of Earth in order to render it incapable of supporting life.

  * e.g.,  ... If you're annoyed by this definition, it's because you're a human. 

 [ "human" ]

2: This talking primate alone suffers from a debilitating kind of self-reinforcing gullibility and delusion that results in an almost immovable self-importance and dualism. This condition causes humans to over-populate, over-consume and render their own environment uninhabitable.

 [ "human" ]

3: It is theorised that humans, so afflicted, are attempting to self-soothe their collective unhappiness by committing mass suicide. Two such attempts are recorded in their recent history. Success in this effort would secure the place of humans in the category of "evolutionary cul-de-sac."

 [ "human" ]

4: A small minority of humans exist in varying states of liberation from this delusional state. However, said minority is generally ignored by the larger civilization.

 [ "human" ]

1: A species of idiots that, unfortunately, WE ALL belong to.

  * e.g.,  ... "Humans are complete and utter buffoons." 

 [ "human" ]

1: An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.

  * e.g.,  ... The armadillo was killed by a human in its automobile. 

 [ "human" ]

1: A largely upright, semi-advanced homonid with approximately 96 limbs. The typical human is dull, enjoys sex, food, games with balls, and cathode-ray tubes.

  * e.g.,  ... Britney Spears is a human.  

 [ "human" ]

2:  Englishmen are not to be confused with humans. They bear some apparent similiarities, but in fact belong to a lower genus.

  * e.g.,  ... This is controversial and awaits confirmation. 

 [ "human" ]

1: NASA found this definition in what seemed to be an Alien type of dictionary, after a ufo crash that was covered up. it was recently decoded.

  * e.g.,  ... (SETI discovered this conversation of Two unknown Extraterrestrial species shortly after the 9-11 events! 

 [ "human" ]

2: Human-pathetic, and smelly monkeys who have primitive technology(the internet is their greatest..Ha!ha!ha!Ha!ha!)and language/writing.

  * e.g.,  ... it has recently been decoded.) 

 [ "human" ]

3: the weakest primeapes on planet Earth!

  * e.g.,  ... E.T#1-hey look those humans are fighting again. 

 [ "human" ]

4: the only species who kill each other becuase of looks and different skin color!

  * e.g.,  ... E.T#2-dont they ever quit? Have they gone nuclear yet? 

 [ "human" ]

5: A species in the universe who "claim" to be intelligent.

  * e.g.,  ... E.T#1-no, not yet! they just flew one of those, slow, ugly, pathetic, mettalic suedobird thingies into two of their large mettalic buildings, killing many of their own species again! 

 [ "human" ]

6:  the laughing joke of the universe.

  * e.g.,  ... E.T#2- metal suedobird?. Oh- you must mean what they call an airplane. 

 [ "human" ]

1: Human (n.): A race with the capabality of intelligence, which has more disadvantages than advantages. The ability to imagine makes the species greedy, and in turn kills itself off. The race lives on the planet Earth and will soon destroy itself and possibly the planet along with it.

  * e.g.,  ... I hate being human. 

 [ "human" ]

2: When not loved enough, the human will act in evil ways only for the purpose of making oneself feeling superior.

  * e.g.,  ... Being in the army is de-humanizing. 

 [ "human" ]

1: The smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time.

  * e.g.,  ... Apparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.