" creature "

 [ "creature" ]

1: Any human being with an appearance or behavior so unique that their identity as a homo sapien is questionable

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, what's up with Chris Kaman?" 

 [ "creature" ]

1: The ugly women/things that live in vermont. Creatures usually come out later in the evening, and prey on innocent randos under the influence. If you are ever brought back to a creatures cave late night, your a goner.

  * e.g.,  ... Bailey slayed a creature late night. 

 [ "creature" ]

1: A creature refers to some being that is trying, unsuccessfully, to pose as a human. A person with a weird personality, strange social mannerisms, and awkward physical movements is usually called a dork, but in order to qualify as a "creature," one must be off-the-charts. Too weird to function in normal society.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey look... is that kid eating a book?? Should we stop him?" 

 [ "creature" ]

1: A bitchy or cunt like female who treats nice guys like shit. Creatures tend to be extremely ugly, dumb, and there faces have lots of acne. A creature can never under any circumstance be referred to by there given name.

  * e.g.,  ... Brady's bitchy girlfriend was acting like a real creature when she got mad at him for dressing up for a girls basketball game. 

 [ "creature" ]

1: a girl who is disgustingly ugly who thinks she is hot shit but in reality looks like a creature. They usually travel in packs and avoid mirrors so they don't have to see how ugly they really are. Also to make themselves look prettier they add tons of makeup to cover up their hideous face.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that girl she is such a creature. 

 [ "creature" ]

1: Used to describe a woman that is extremely ugly, beyond hideous, the utmost of fankledness (see fankled), almost to the point of looking like some kind of unidentified humanoid creature.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn!!!!!!! Look out for that creature, bro. 

 [ "creature" ]

1: thing, object, occasionally alive, as in furry woodland creature

  * e.g.,  ... have you ever gotten REALLY lonely and gone out into the wilderness at night with a candle and a bottle of barbecue sauce to find furry woodland creatures? 

 [ "creature" ]

1: Noun

  * e.g.,  ...  "The Creature is lounging on the car." 

 [ "creature" ]

2:  A non-deragatory term, usually used in an affectionate way, to refer to a housecat.

  * e.g.,  ...  "My Creature has brought me a bird present." 

 [ "creature" ]

3:  A call that with proper use can be used to lure a housecat home.

 [ "creature" ]

4:  A title preceded by the word 'The' to refer to a housecat.

 [ "creature" ]

1:  a very ugly, creepy person, (usually a guy) who is looking at pretty people like they have a chance. they usually look like they have come from the beyond. this term is usually used by shallow people but with good reason.

  * e.g.,  ... christine: look at that guy! *slightly throws up in mouth 

 [ "creature" ]

2:  tomtom

  * e.g.,  ...  cassie:OMG! what a freaking ugly creature! 

 [ "creature" ]

1: an extremely ugly woman, usually wears a sun dress with nothing under it and hangs out on upstairs balconys so if ya look up your eyes burn out of yer head. Also one that Phillip loves

  * e.g.,  ... Man headband must have been on crack to marry the Creature!!