" conveniences "

 [ "convenient" ]

1: (adjective) used to describe someone who is serviceable, available, or user friendly in a time that coincides with drunken lonliness syndrome

  * e.g.,  ... Drunk girl: Zac is laying in his bed, and I want to cuddle with him in his bed...how convenient! 

 [ "convenial" ]

1: Is a remarkable thing which is that should be cherrished,but can be bad if disrespected,

  * e.g.,  ... these magizines are very convenial,i should start collecting them and being in them.. (con-vee-nee-all) 

 [ "Convenience" ]

1: noun anything that saves or simplifies work, adds to one's ease or comfort, etc., as an appliance, utensil, or the like. a concept that diminishes hopelessly, the more we go out and drink our faces off, on a Friday night.

  * e.g.,  ...  James: "You can just walk over it." James: "Whatever happened to the idea of simple convenience!" *chases his choking frustration with a cold one* 

 [ "CONVENIATED" ]

1: adj, origin - Elsewhere addicted to convenience. (it takes hold without our awareness is immediately addictive, recovery is unheard of, side effects are passed to subsequent generations) this is another one from the little alien I found in a story "Insights from Elsewhere"

  * e.g.,  ... yes…you kinda earthguys not so fitting...humanguys conveniated...humanguys want easy, fast, pop-in-mouth, instink (instant?) faster, easier, remote-control…you unnerstanding cost...? 

 [ "Conveniency" ]

1: A way of saying convenience, often used when you have brain farts and forget that it's not a real word...

  * e.g.,  ... The conveniency of this is amazing! 

 [ "Convenience" ]

1: The only thing the drooling masses care about.

  * e.g.,  ... Drooling half-cripple sheep "Anger bad. Caring about things bad. Derrrr Derrrr." Not a shit for brains "Well that's awfully convenient for you isn't it? That the thing you are not or the thing you don't do is bad. A dumb "My entire life is a matter of convenience. I am literally worthless as I don't care about anything." 

 [ "convenience fee" ]

1: A fee added on top of the original fee due to the ease of payment.

  * e.g.,  ... "We noticed it was too easy for you to give us your money, so naturally, we'll need you to give us more. Therefore, you have been assessed a "convenience fee". 

 [ "convenient odinsleep" ]

1: A well timed nap for avoiding stressful responsibilities, emergencies, and scorn from friends/family members.

  * e.g.,  ... When I confronted my dad about me being adopted, he fell into an annoyingly convenient odinsleep and was unable to answer my questions. 

 [ "Convenient Amnesia" ]

1: *noun* (until someone starts doing it too much, then it changes to a verb) pronounced kun-veen-nunt am-nee-shia

  * e.g.,  ... *Circa 1999, Location; Phoenix area Best Buy* 

 [ "Convenient Amnesia" ]

2:  Pretty much whenever a certain someone/something is wrong (which is plentiful), he/she/it retracts by saying something totally asinine to cover himself/herself/itself up and try to still prove that he/she/it is right. Basically used to being remembered facts to twist reality.

  * e.g.,  ... Milo: Bro, I've been waiting 18 years for this new Star Wars film to come out! You as excited as I am? 

 [ "Convenient Amnesia" ]

3:  Forgetting certain facts of an area to twist things so you cannot be proven wrong.

  * e.g.,  ... Conner: Yeah! I've been a huge fan my whole life! 

 [ "convenient headache" ]

1: Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1