" toilets "

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1: Small venues holding 100-300 people, the first stepping stone for a new band.

  * e.g.,  ... ..they're currently touring the toilets and building up a fanbase 

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1: A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out. 

 [ "Toilet" ]

1: A place where history is made

  * e.g.,  ... King of rock died in a toilet. 

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2: #toiletislife

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3: #notsponcered

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1: (Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.

  * e.g.,  ... Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today! 

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1: It eats your poop.

  * e.g.,  ... I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it 

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1: A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out? Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard. Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling. 

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1: n. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.

  * e.g.,  ... Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet. 

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2: synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode

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1: A seat-like object where you dis-charge feces from the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... "You get more ass than a toilet seat" 

 [ "toilet" ]

1: Something to do your shit in

  * e.g.,  ... I need to go shit; going to the toilet 

 [ "TOILETING" ]

1: When you take a shit.

  * e.g.,  ... I am TOILETING