" garment "

 [ "Garment" ]

1: Posh alternative word for a piece of clothing. Used by fools from Kiltormer. A word nobody uses

  * e.g.,  ... 'Just buying some garments in town man' 

 [ "garment varmint" ]

1: A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

  * e.g.,  ... My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass. 

 [ "temple garments" ]

1: these are the underwear and T-shirts for Mormons that are spun on Mormon looms. They ain't Hanes, nor are they Fruit of the Looms or BVDs. They are just "temple garments" and the labeling on the packages say just that.

  * e.g.,  ... When I was in Salt Lake City I went to a Z.M.C.I. department store (an LDS counterpart to Lazarus, maybe Macys). In the mens clothing department there were packages of temple garments on the shelves. So one thing I've heard about the Mormon faith was true, I also saw packages of these undies in department stores thruout southern Idaho, where there is a strong Mormon presence. 

 [ "Sex Garment" ]

1: Erotic clothing or Lingerie used to entice or seduce your prey

  * e.g.,  ... Or Lia is wearing her sex garment, she’s finna get some. 

 [ "holy garments" ]

1: Any of various types of clothing, but usually denim jeans, which have worn out to the point that they have holes in them.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom said we were going to church, and that I should wear my holy garments, so I picked out my worn out blue jeans and an old tee-shirt with moth holes in it. 

 [ "magic underwear (mormon garments)" ]

1: The most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies) magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set - like a T shirt and long shorts This current design is the garment of choice for most mormons. Previous styles have had full length legs, collars, cuffs and some were one-piece (a 19th century onesie). Obviously designed by a man in a patriarchal society, Women are expected to wear a Bra over the top of their mormon t-shirt. There is nothing apparently special about the garments. they are almost always white, but the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto them.

  * e.g.,  ... Ann dried off after her shower and quickly donned her magic underwear (mormon garments), before putting her black lacy bra over the top 

 [ "magic underwear (mormon garments)" ]

2: The symbols represent a Masonic Square (⅃) a masonic pair of drawing compasses (V) and a masonic level (-) Despite protestations from mormons that the garments are not really 'magic', every mormon will have heard testimonies and stories from other cult members about how their garments have saved them from fire, cuts, animal bites and even gunshot wounds for example Paul H Dunn - a mormon general authority (a high Mucky Muck) told how, in WW2, a hail of bullets ripped off all his clothes, but left his body and garments untouched..... Of course, Dunn's stories are no longer quoted by cult members since his stories about WW2 were exposed as complete lies in a national newspaper...

 [ "Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)" ]

1: Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.

  * e.g.,  ... To understand more about "Magic Underwear", or Garments, and other Mormon beliefs go to www.mormon.org, chat with live people that can truthfully and clearly answer your questions, any question, and they will answer you. Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments) 

 [ "garment worm" ]

1: A very tiny penis 🕵

  * e.g.,  ... " I have a huge schlong!" 

 [ "Adore Garments" ]

1: To (cherish) and respect a piece or pieces of clothing.

  * e.g.,  ... I sincerely Adore Garments! 

 [ "hem of a garment" ]

1: A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.

  * e.g.,  ... A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin. 

 [ "hem of a garment" ]

2: Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"

  * e.g.,  ... Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"