" handbag "

 [ "handbag" ]

1:  To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

  * e.g.,  ... No punches were thrown, only some handbags. 

 [ "handbag" ]

1: A girls gay pal who unexpectedly turns up on your date

  * e.g.,  ... 'How did you get on up Byres Rd?' 

 [ "handbag" ]

1: what you say to someone who gets all uppity when you make some jibe. Picture little old ladies raising their handbags in front of them and going "oooOOOOOooo"

  * e.g.,  ... TM: "...you're like their poster boy." 

 [ "handbag" ]

1: the female equivalent of tool.

  * e.g.,  ... A: What about Inez?  

 [ "handbag" ]

1: :noun: companion for outing or social occasion.

  * e.g.,  ... Wonder Woman had a spare ticket to the theater and Cuntstable McPhister offered to be her handbag. 

 [ "handbag" ]

2: specifically: studly,butch,aussie, always willing to accompany a bangin' babe to theater, coffeehouse, bar or event of bangin' babes choosing.

 [ "handbag" ]

3: Outing with handbag almost always involves some miscommunication over who gets to open the door for whom.

 [ "handbag" ]

1: Someone who spends so much time in the sun they look like a leather handbag.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see that handbag that just walked by? your grandma is a total handbag. 

 [ "handbag" ]

1: The place where's she's hiding that piece that she's going use to bust a cap in you for forgetting her birthday.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit! She's reaching into her handbag, my ass is grass for sure. 

 [ "handbag" ]

1: The same as saying "BURN" or "Zing!" after someone has a good come back or joke at anothers expense.

  * e.g.,  ... "Doesn't this dress look nice on me?" 

 [ "handbag" ]

2: It is usually followed by a gesture of slamming your two fists together so they look like you're holding a little handbag.

  * e.g.,  ... "If by nice you mean really really ugly" 

 [ "handbags" ]

1: Mainly British. A pointless and worthless argument, deriving from the image of old ladies having a handbag (purse) fight at the bus stop.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh, put your handbags away". 

 [ "HandBagging" ]

1: The fine art of taking a Dump in someone's handbag without them knowing. A great way to impress your dissatisfaction with someone for leaving their handbag somewhere accessible. Not advisable on first dates or when taking elderly relatives to dinner.

  * e.g.,  ... Handbagging is often preformed on a night out when a really annoying girl (or guy (doesn't even have to be annoying (just has to have a handbag))) and you get the opportunity to grab a handbag on the way to the bathroom or anywhere else you are comfortable doing 'the deed'. Not being caught is usually advisable.