" parcels "

 [ "Parcel" ]

1: Word used to describe attractive females, usually wearing revealing clothing. Originally the word was only used to describe teen sluts, but grew more sophisticated as time went on. When using the word, the phrase "Hook up" can be replaced with "Pick up."

  * e.g.,  ... "Let's go pick up some lovely young parcels." 

 [ "Parcel" ]

1: When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

  * e.g.,  ...  'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel' 

 [ "parcelling" ]

1: when your bored on the toilet and so you start texting people, telling them that your on can.

  * e.g.,  ... Texter1: Yo. Texter2: Wassup? Texter1: Nuthin'. Just parcellin'. Parcelling kicks ass. 

 [ "Parcel" ]

1: When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

  * e.g.,  ...  'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel' 

 [ "Parcels" ]

1: Homo. A Tuna who really likes other men. Term originally coined by Jeremy Shockley, NY Giants.

  * e.g.,  ... The male figure skater was proud to be parcels. 

 [ "parcel farce" ]

1: Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

  * e.g.,  ... Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again 

 [ "Pass-the-parcel" ]

1: Its like the game pass the parcel except instead of a present its cum and everyone passes it to the next player by spitting it into their mouth. Music plays in the game but when it stops, the person with cum in their mouth has to swallow

  * e.g.,  ... Do you want to go to Dylan’s house to play pass-the-parcel? I love the game because i get cum in my mouth 

 [ "love parcel" ]

1: the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.

  * e.g.,  ... dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled. 

 [ "jace parcell" ]

1: A semi tough redneck from backwoods pennsylvania normally found around tobacco or classy women.

  * e.g.,  ... I walked through the woods and saw a wild Jace Parcell 

 [ "crotch parcels" ]

1: Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

  * e.g.,  ... "It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"