" sums "

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1: Sums is an acronym for Spontaneous Uncontrollable Masturbation Syndrome. Sums is caused by puberty, boredom, lack of action, high sex drive, hot people, ect. It is characterized by spontaneous and uncontrollable masturbation, often at inappropriate times such as at the park, when voting, or in line at the bank.

  * e.g.,  ... -"OMG look, he's doing it right there!" 

 [ "sum-sum" ]

1: A little something.

  * e.g.,  ... I called my dealer up for a lil sum-sum to take to the party. 

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2: Sometimes a little something extra.

  * e.g.,  ... She was so wasted that she drunk dialed her ex last night for a lil sum-sum. 

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3: Used many different ways to imply a variety of things including drugs, sex or sexual acts, money, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... I told him to throw a little extra sum-sum into the sack I bought since I am such a faithful customer. 

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4: Can be used to describe almost anything you want a little something of.

 [ "sum sum" ]

1: having sex..like getting sum from somebody

  * e.g.,  ... dude: wat did you do last night with that girl 

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1: A joke name for the popular canadian pop-punk band Sum 41. Originated in the video to 'Still Waiting', where the executive (presumably) of their record label felt that 'Sum 41' was out and 'The Sums' was a better name for the quartet.

  * e.g.,  ... - The reason I called you guys in is that the number band thing is, out, ok?. What's in now is 'the'. The Vines, The Hives, The white stripes, this isn't new. Listen; 'The Sums'? Right? 

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1: To figure out your chances of having sex with your partner or on the first date.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy #1: Dude did you nail her. Guy #2: Not yet I'm still summing 

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1: Usually pronounced when mumbling. The description of weed when talking about it in public. can also be said while making a "2-puffs on the joint" gesture

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: The Boy: Yo dog, whats good? 

 [ "sum" ]

1: a lazy persons way of writing the word 'some' also one of those idiot who likes making things shorter by taking of the last letter of last few letters

  * e.g.,  ... some = sum 

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2: some = sum

  * e.g.,  ... dumb = dum 

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3: dumb = dum

  * e.g.,  ... person1:'whos that?' 

 [ "sum sum" ]

1: Summer.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: We're Gnna hang out over sum sum, yeah? 

 [ "sum" ]

1: "Some", but retarded. Also the result of addition.

  * e.g.,  ... i had sum kake and i smurt 

 [ "sum" ]

1: a big and huggable teddybear

  * e.g.,  ... "and then, this guy sum, started crying like a big teddybear"