" batches "

 [ "batches" ]

1:  A whole group of fine ass hoes. (flock of bitches)

  * e.g.,  ... You mutha fuckas actin like some mutha fuckin batches. 

 [ "batches" ]

2:  A group of males acting like some little hoes.

  * e.g.,  ... Or  

 [ "Batching" ]

1: From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work? 

 [ "Batching" ]

1: Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever. Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to? 

 [ "Batched" ]

1: To mess things up or ruin a situation

  * e.g.,  ... Well done you've totally batched it, Fuck sake Batch, were royally batched here 

 [ "Batch" ]

1:  A more potent form of "bitch" the presence of the "a" facilitates repeating the insult many times over, causing much mental anguish.

  * e.g.,  ...  Batch!! Where's my dinner? 

 [ "Batch" ]

2:  Anemic creature with lewd, malicious intentions that grows in batches on "batch trees" Each batch secretes "batch juices" that are quite unpleasant.

  * e.g.,  ...  That batch came from a bad batch, I can smell the batch juices a mile away! 

 [ "Batch" ]

3: A slang term to describe a load of semen. Also known as man chowder, baby batter, nut, etc.

  * e.g.,  ...  When I couldn't hold off any longer, I dropped a fat batch right in her eye! 

 [ "batch" ]

1: cannabis and tobacco ground up together

  * e.g.,  ... hey fucking rat, make us a batch so we can blaze 

 [ "batched" ]

1: verb: vomited

  * e.g.,  ... After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched! 

 [ "batch" ]

1: A batch in Coventry is what may be known as a cob down south, or balm cake up north.

  * e.g.,  ... I walked into the chippy and said "can i have a chip batch" 

 [ "Batch" ]

1: A term to describe a huge load of semen.

  * e.g.,  ... I can't wait to batch in your clean, smooth, bald pussy. Or I pulled out and dropped a batch on her ass. 

 [ "Batch" ]

1: A large quantity of food made for future consumption

  * e.g.,  ... Q 'what've you got for lunch today mate?'