" segments "

 [ "Segmentating" ]

1: When you don't exactly know what you're saying to executives so you decide to just conjure up some bullshit...

  * e.g.,  ... Exec: How is the IVR performing? 

 [ "Segmental" ]

1: When someone goes crazy on IRC and threatens to kill/harm another person as a result of an argument.

  * e.g.,  ... You hear that Sally wanted to kill Bob last night? 

 [ "johnny segment" ]

1: One who does not finish stories told.

  * e.g.,  ... Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment! 

 [ "Segmentation fault" ]

1: v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares wordJihad/word against sections of memory where it is not bound to. Often results in a wordCore Dump/word.

  * e.g.,  ... 20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a 

 [ "External secant segment" ]

1: An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

  * e.g.,  ... External secant segment: 🅱️eter retard: shut up secant 

 [ "feline segment" ]

1: a line segment with cat ears and whiskers

  * e.g.,  ... guy 1:"quick help me study the vocab for the math quiz." guy 2:"ok whats a feline segment?" guy 1:" uhh i forgot that one." guy 2:" ok then what's a line segment?" 

 [ "feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator" ]

1: A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

  * e.g.,  ... This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires! 

 [ "Time-Segment" ]

1: It is like a time line but it does not go on forever. It ends the same way a line-segment would in geometry.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude! The paper is due by the January 3 time-segment. " "To bad it isn't on a time-line schedule." 

 [ "Turn off the power of large segments of the country" ]

1: You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here." 

 [ "segmented parts" ]

1: It means that that body has a few part, like an ant.

  * e.g.,  ... An ant has 3 segmented parts.