" divorces "

 [ "divorce" ]

1: Something that only an idiot can have more than once.

  * e.g.,  ... "You had another divorce!" 

 [ "Divorce" ]

1: From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  * e.g.,  ... Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff 

 [ "divorce" ]

1: the legal ending of a marriage

  * e.g.,  ... The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it. 

 [ "Divorce" ]

1: A legal ending to a marriage usually caused by fighting cheating or abuse

  * e.g.,  ... Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you Chad you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink) 

 [ "Divorce" ]

1: The future tense of marriage

  * e.g.,  ... A: im getting a divorce B: I told you 

 [ "Divorce" ]

1: The seperation of a once married couple that leads the children to live with one of their parents and occasionally visits the other when desired or is forced to kiss the financilly wealthier one's ass in order to be put in such things as University. The seperation of the parents leave long lasting effects on their child, common effects are Inner Rage, Depression and doubts of love and marriage. The child of divorced parents does benefit a couple things such as Independence, Peace and one less parent off their back.

  * e.g.,  ... Divorce example : You 

 [ "divorce" ]

1: When your friends were right...

  * e.g.,  ... Married Guy- Hey bro I'm getting a divorce Friend- It's about time, I told you she was a bitch 

 [ "divorce" ]

1: An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.

  * e.g.,  ... me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you? 

 [ "divorce" ]

1: wow! not fun!

  * e.g.,  ... I am going through a divorce. 

 [ "Divorce" ]

1: An ugly thing that hurts more than one of the parents. It can break a young child's heart. See the example below!

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: Billy, your father and I are getting a divorce.