" spleens "

 [ "Spleens" ]

1: A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays

  * e.g.,  ... Who’s a good kitty spleens 

 [ "spleen" ]

1: The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!" 

 [ "spleen" ]

1: An internal organ of the human body on the left side.

  * e.g.,  ... My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW. 

 [ "spleen" ]

2: It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.

 [ "The Spleen" ]

1: An Irish red-haired person who slacks at everything they do. They are failures and have an annoying laugh. They are extremely aggresive and violent so stay away from them. They are creepers.

  * e.g.,  ... Glenn Taylor beat up a hippie going to work and got fired and The Spleen died 

 [ "Spleening" ]

1: That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.

  * e.g.,  ... I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket. 

 [ "spleen" ]

1: an internal organ most widely known for "cleaning shit and stuff".

  * e.g.,  ... "Every kitty needs their spleen." 

 [ "spleen" ]

1: 1)When one has nothing to say except complain about something - the spleen.

  * e.g.,  ... 1)*groan* ooowwww.........my spleen! 

 [ "spleen" ]

2: 2)When something hurts.

  * e.g.,  ... 2)My spleen hurts, well something hurts,...it must be my spleen. 

 [ "spleen" ]

3: 3)A word that can be used when referring to almost anythung. Like that of meh.

  * e.g.,  ... 3)person1: whats her name again? 

 [ "spleened" ]

1: The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

  * e.g.,  ... Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up. 

 [ "spleening" ]

1: the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

  * e.g.,  ... i passed out from spleening last night 

 [ "spleen" ]

1: Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface

  * e.g.,  ... You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground