" fury "

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1:  Noun. Massive expulsion of putrid filth from the bowls; often is excruciatingly delightful. Caused by inordinate amounts of eating or drinking; is less commonly triggered completely randomly. Expulsion will typically lay waste to one's plumbing facilities. Telltale CSI-like splatter pattern on back inside of bowl and underside of seat, possibly also small amounts on front inside of bowl and under rim. Majority of expulsion will accumulate approximately four inches below middle of the back of the rim. Expulsion will form similar to a golf ball cut in half suspended one-half inch above the water level. Will almost always require multi-flushes to destroy the evidence. Massive jetsam will be accompanied by a heavy, bestial musk. Bystanders can often tell when the fury has been wrought by the distinctive funk.

  * e.g.,  ...  Anuses worldwide pucker with glee when they feel the fury coming. 

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2: The Fury can be rated on a simple base-ten rating system:

  * e.g.,  ...  Well, it took him three grande soft tacos, a crunchwrap supreme, two steak quesedillas, two hot pockets, a salad with ginger dressing, Japanese onion soup, hibachi shrimp and chicken, vegetables, fried rice, six rolls of eel avocado, and twenty-two cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but he finally brought the fury on that poor bathroom. 

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3:  Burning exploding nuggets, pellet-sized, light brown.

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4:  Bigger pellets, more gaseous. Increased decibel level of flatulence.

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5:  Begins occurrence of multiple rounds of audible droppings. Pellet size stays the same, enormous quantities of flatus. Begins increase of liquid excrement.

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6:  Two onslaughts of nearly maximum size pellets, at least two pints of liquid excrement, and a combined minimum of 20 seconds of total powerful flatus.

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7: 10. (Vesuvial): Three massive and distinct onslaughts incorporating at least two logs of a five inch minimum, at least ten three-quarter inch diameter pellets, at least two quarts of liquid, and at least 45 seconds of pungent flatus. Level of toilet bowl must rise (by solid displacement) at least two and one-half inches. Solids should be black or nearly black (completing color shift from light brown to black). Visible layer of fluids should be floating (immiscible) on top of water. First impression should make one think of logs and pebbles of feces marinating in an acidic stew of filth. Bystanders, upon viewing sample, should at least gag. Inconceivable amount of excrement. Only one recorded count of the vesuvius in modern history. Can only be obtained by Taco Bell and Japanese hibachi.

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8: Krakatoa: Mythical level above a ten. Has never been achieved in human history. Must kill subject by pressure differential caused by expulsion of feces.

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9:  Verb. "To bring the fury." To defecate in a manner which induces the eruption of blood from the orifices of small beings.

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1: Another word for rage, wrath and anger.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my god, your mom was really furious when she found that packet of Cleanex. 

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1: Mastermind and overall cult icon well known in the web-browser-based RPG area (Kings of Chaos and his own game Rise of Tyrants). Does not like the f capitalized. Is a known sex offender.

  * e.g.,  ... fury's game is the best, I want to have his babies. 

 [ "fury" ]

1: Much loved Creator of Rise Of Tyrants

  * e.g.,  ... all hail our god fury 

 [ "fury" ]

2: ~

 [ "fury" ]

3: see also god

 [ "fury" ]

1: The Fury, The Fear

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my god. I just ate at Chopstix in Gainesville, Florida. Dude. I've got The Fury. 

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2: Diarrhea. Specifically the diarrhea brought about from eating a meal containing large amounts of curry. Thus: The Curry Fury.

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3: 3 stages of The Curry Fury:

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4: 1) The Curry Worry - meal has been consumed, digestion is in process and you start to plan your escape.

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5: 2) The Cury Hurry - digestion is in its final stages, you stand, you run, you panic.

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6: 3) The Cury Flurry - at last! the evil, combustible waste is expelled at never-before-seen fiery velocity... hopefully into the intended, flushable container

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1: I have fury.

  * e.g.,  ... Fink-rat! I have ~! 

 [ "fury" ]

1: viewed as a god in the eyes of many RoT players

  * e.g.,  ... the one and only fury...there will never be another like him 

 [ "fury" ]

1: Super hero with special powers

  * e.g.,  ... Is it a bird! Is it a plane! No, it's captain Fury 

 [ "fury" ]

2: related to wonderwoman and all round admin superstar

 [ "fury" ]

1: Suck

  * e.g.,  ... wow she just furyd that guy off! 

 [ "fury" ]

2: Sucking

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3: Sucked

 [ "fury" ]

4: Suckage

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5: Suckitude

 [ "The Fury" ]

1: The Fury is a member of the Cobra Unit. After World War II, he went up into space as a cosmonaut in an unofficial mission. During reentry, there was an accident that caused him to have severe burns all over his body. During the Cold War, he regroups with The Boss and the rest of the Cobras.

  * e.g.,  ... I am The Fury! The flames of my rage will incinerate you! A great and terrible fury at being alive! 

 [ "The Fury" ]

2: The Fury wears a modified space suit. It is designed to resist extreme temperatures. His flamethrower, unlike other flamethrowers, uses rocket fuel. He has a rocket pack that allows him to fly.