" partitions "

 [ "partition" ]

1: A space of the hard drive allocated for the operating system.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude i just partitioned my drive as an NTFS, WOOT! 

 [ "partition creeper" ]

1: a person who continuously peers or creeps around the partition that separates work cubicles to see what his or her coworker is doing.

  * e.g.,  ... That Dan guy is a real partition creeper. 

 [ "Pillow partition" ]

1: A pillow partition is a section of pillows placed between two bedmates, who are not lovers, to avoid any accidental touching while asleep. The bedmates using a pillow partition are typically heterosexual males, who are forced to sleep in the same bed on a trip for logistical reasons. If one male is straight, and the other's sexuality can be considered a bit ambiguous, the pillow partition is a necessity. It can also be used to save face to any other males on the trip who might joke about the two bedmates sleeping together.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: "Yikes, I asked for a room with two beds, not one big bed. Luckily, they gave us enough pillows for a pillow partition." Example 2: 

 [ "Pillow Partition" ]

1: A pillow partition is a set of pillows or large body pillow initially placed between a male, usually claimed to be just a friend and female sleeping in the same bed who are not lovers publicly and have no other option for sleeping arrangements. The main purpose is to give the female who may have a boyfriend or may not want the outside world to know of her whorish ways a solid excuse to avoid judgment from her keeping of additional bedfellows and/or negative reaction from significant other.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: Girl - "My boyfriend is going to kill me if he finds out we only had one bed in this room." 

 [ "Super partition" ]

1: That thang between yo mammas legs you fell out of.

  * e.g.,  ... seriously bro imma kick your ass iffn you don't tell yo momma to stop txtn me pix of her super partition 

 [ "Partitioned Micro Cumming" ]

1: A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 5437.

  * e.g.,  ... Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 6 cps. 

 [ "driver roll up the partition, please." ]

1: The request set by Beyoncé for her driver to roll up the partition of the car in order for her to have sex with her husband (Jay-Z) in the back seat of the car.

  * e.g.,  ... "Driver roll up the partition, please. I don't want you to see BeyBey on her knees" 

 [ "Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release.." ]

1: What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? 

 [ "Binary Space Partition Tree" ]

1: blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit blah blah blah yap yap yap nerd shit nerd shit nerd shit

  * e.g.,  ... "That nerd Jeff is such a Binary Space Partition Tree"