" bisects "

 [ "bisectional" ]

1: Belonging to multiple sections of a high school band. Generally applies to band geeks.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: "Woah, who's that guy?" 

 [ "bisectional" ]

1: Being in two sections of the band. Implies the being at least somewhat of a band geek.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm bisectional, I play flute and oboe, in band. 

 [ "bisectional" ]

2: Does not apply to playing two types of sax, or two types of lower brass or two types of upper brass (except French horns)

 [ "bisectional" ]

3: Often used in reference to double reed players who cannot march with a double reed, so use their original instrument for marching band.

 [ "bisection" ]

1: when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process. and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.

  * e.g.,  ... the bisection is the only way to describe how you feel about somebody in their bisectional world of the bisectors in the world of the antidisestablishmentarianism lackadaisical pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

 [ "bisection" ]

2: now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalovania that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process

 [ "bisection" ]

3: now basically, you cannot bisect the angle in such a way that is forbidden in the realm of the quantum physics in the bisectional world. this is due to the fact that we are used to using antidisestablishmentarianism in our daily lives of the quantum realm it enhances the probing programic chip and that interludes in lackadaisical fashion which is unpracticed as it doesn't heat up the communism

 [ "bisection" ]

4: so when doing this process you must be sure to not ever mess it up

 [ "Bisect" ]

1: To divide something in two pieces. Not necessarily equally. Not to be confused with the word "dissect" which means something completely different.

  * e.g.,  ... The right angle was bisected into two acute angles. 

 [ "bisectional" ]

1: have the ability to sing to sections in a choir

  * e.g.,  ... The bisectional singer sang both bass and soprano 

 [ "Bisectional" ]

1: Navigating the same air space with two charts.

  * e.g.,  ... Robert: I'm going to go buy two charts for my flight to Las Vegas. 

 [ "genital bisection" ]

1: Where a dumass (particularly those from BME) slice their dick down the center so it is split in two.

  * e.g.,  ... BME guy:Hey you want to check out my genital bisection? 

 [ "bisection property" ]

1:  If a line bisects an angle, then the two angles formed are congruent to each other. (Geometry)

  * e.g.,  ... Wow! Geometry is a lot better and my life is improved now that I can use the bisection property instead of writing a paragraph to solve this proof. 

 [ "bisection property" ]

2:  Any of various marsupials found in the Congo.

  * e.g.,  ... I ate five pounds of bisection property last night. 

 [ "Bisect Hosting" ]

1: The best server hosting service on this planet, they offer some of the best server hosting known to the human race. Bisect Hosting Partners are given a very special injection, that gives them all the clout on the planet. All employees of Bisect Hosting have clout running through their veins because they are swag.

  * e.g.,  ... I just got a partnership with Bisect Hosting, and they gave me some cool stickers. 

 [ "Bisectional Glutophilia" ]

1: The fetish for half-assing things. Could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one buttcheek) Not to be confused with the love of gluten.

  * e.g.,  ... She's got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.