" packet "

 [ "packet" ]

1: see syn. at Denial of Service, DoS

  * e.g.,  ... <opt1k> stfu before i packet you offline 

 [ "packet" ]

2:  n. 1) a datagram

 [ "packet" ]

3:  v. 1) to flood someone's computer with datagrams, rendering it non-responsive or forcing it to disconnect from a network

 [ "packet" ]

1: to pwn

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to packet this fucker 

 [ "Packet" ]

1: A wrap of Cocaine

  * e.g.,  ... "Ah mate I was fucked last night. Went down the boozer for a couple of Britney's and ended up right on the packet!" 

 [ "packeting" ]

1: As a computer term, when someone slow downs or stops your internet connection via sending mass-data-packets, this means packeting.

  * e.g.,  ... Kiddies like packeting so much.. 

 [ "packeting" ]

1: DOS used mostly by script kiddies who think they're clever.

  * e.g.,  ... im 31337 ive got the program off the internet that can packet you. Whats your ip? 

 [ "Packet" ]

1: Short version of packeties. Normally a women addicted to meth and will fuck and suck anyone that will give her a pt or a washie. They're so desperate to get something that she would leave her kids in a hot parked car while she's insides some strange dudes home being fucked by 3 morts so she can get a red.

  * e.g.,  ... " Meth Face Maria is is fiending a red dude, imma bring her around..." "Don't! She's a dirt old packet that will rinse you of your shards when you frank out. The only thing she'll leave behind is her uncapped used fit on your bed which you'll then roll onto, get jabbed and now you have hep c." 

 [ "Packeteering" ]

1: Accepting money in exchange for a DoS attack shall be reffered to as Packeteering

  * e.g.,  ... >Packeteering 

 [ "packeter" ]

1: A person who attacks others IPs´ via using packets.

  * e.g.,  ... 16:15 Matt: cawk cawk cawk dot 

 [ "Packet" ]

1: Something a teacher gives to students to work on, usually containing more than one page stapled together. Can be worked on for a week or a day depending on the amount of work involved in the packet.

  * e.g.,  ... Our math teacher gave us too many packets this week! 

 [ "packeteer" ]

1: A person who routinely provides or admires packets at meetings, references the packet, and ensures the availability of said packet. Tends to closely bond with meetlovers, or may be a meetlover.

  * e.g.,  ... While Jeremy signed in for the meeting upon entering the room, Carol, the packeteer promptly asked, "Did you get a packet?" While the meeting attendees settled at their tables, the packeteer announced, "I've made color-coded packets for you. You'll find one copied on baby blue paper, another on celedon, and finally one on buff paper." Just before Therese, the meetlover began her presentation, one packeteer remarked to another packeteer in a whisper, "I love when they provide a hardcopy of the PowerPoint." "I was thinking the same thing", the other responded.