" authors "

 [ "Author" ]

1: A person who writes books, articles, documents etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Bedanta Chakrabarty is my favorite YA author. 

 [ "authority" ]

1: A position of power over people. Most people critize authority until they eventially come into power. Then they complain when they are critized. Hypocrites.

  * e.g.,  ... "It's okay to fight everyone else's authority...except mine!" 

 [ "author" ]

1: (n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.

  * e.g.,  ... I am the author of this definition 

 [ "authority" ]

1: the man who wants to keep you down

  * e.g.,  ... Damn the man! Save the empire! 

 [ "authority" ]

1: what you must respect

  * e.g.,  ... "Respect My Authority!!" 

 [ "with authority" ]

1: An exclamation used in basketball to describe a particularly forceful or thunderous slam dunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Blake Griffin throws it down with authority, sending the crowd into a frenzy. 

 [ "The Authority" ]

1: "The Authority", also known as "Die Autorität", is a discord mock government monarchist (Former Fascist) server founded by "Wilhelm Keitel". The flag of Die Autorität is a German Reich (Black-White-Red) flag with an eagle in the middle of the flag. The Authority's largest family is the Keitel family, the family consists of usernames with the surname "Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel and Red Keitel. Most of the family members often use the Gothic Font as their username font.

  * e.g.,  ... Some Person: What's up with them? 

 [ "Authorized" ]

1: To grant the permission or power to.

  * e.g.,  ... Only I am allowed on that track because I am authorized. No one will go up that canyon without my authority. 

 [ "Authorized" ]

2: To hold all the power, final word or say.

 [ "authority" ]

1: Something that is widely misunderstood by many ignorant teenagers, dumb skaters, and clueless punks. Knowledge is power, and the authorities of our time have that power, so instead of being morons who have good intentions but don't know a fucking thing about the polotics behind authority, lets all actually go pick up a book, or become and activist and TAKE DOWN THE FUCKING SYSTEM. All of these cockfucks posting about how we "need authority" are bullshitters and close minded dickheads at best. The only thing we "need" in this world is common sense, and therefore authority won't have to provide us with it. Wake up people, and stop being a dickless puppet of the system that many of you claim to "hate".

  * e.g.,  ... The authorites and powers that be have seen it fit to convict innocent marijuana smokers, concious objectors, and activists of crimes and therefore put them in a little manmade thing called prison. Authority is mostly a byproduct of greed and facism. 

 [ "Author" ]

1: Someone who is all powerful and totally awesome in every way. They possess the power to kill people without being arrested and can create life against all the rules of science. Though some side effects may include antisocialism and insomnia, they are experts at making people confused with big words and are the only people who can sit in their pajamas all day talking to their imaginary friends and get paid for it. Yeah, be jealous.

  * e.g.,  ... How does that person manage to be totally insane and totally awesome at the same time?